otp things that get me

more-aoe:

just hit me right in the chest

  • waking up together in a tangle of sheets and sunlight, feet sticking out
  • admiring the curve of the other’s shoulder when they sleep on their stomach, arms shoved under the pillow
  • being unable to resist kissing said shoulder
  • knowing the other’s quiet sleepy sounds
  • back hugs while doing dishes
  • silly dance-offs
  • making the other collapse with laughter during a Very Serious Moment
  • that knowing smile when one touches the other and they gasp
  • talking simultaneously
  • in unison
  • standing with arms around each other, letting everything fall away for just a moment
  • being together long enough to share habits and mannerisms

nannycanes:

damianmcgintleman:

thankyougreenlantern:

I’m watching a doc about judy garland and wow gay men love her

fun fact gay men used to refer to themselves as “friends of dorothy” when it was still illegal to be gay because garland was so popular in the queer male community but ONE TIME the NIS was investigating homosexual affairs and they kept coming across the term and they thought there was some mysterious figure, some woman named dorothy, and they were like “we gotta find her and convince her to tell us which members of the navy are gay!” and essentially began a manhunt for dorothy from the wizard of oz

#we’ll get you my pretty #and your little gays too

11eagle:

sexioto:

letsmakeloaf:

usbdongle:

fun game: replace a single word in an idiom with “fuck”

examples:
– go fuck a kite
– no sense fucking a dead horse
– don’t count your chickens before they fuck
– they don’t have two coins to fuck together

#gotta fuck a few eggs to make an omelet#don’t fuck a gift lion in the mouth#time fucks all wounds

  • a penny for your fuck?
  • don’t fuck around the bush
  • I’ll fuck that bridge when I get to it
  • don’t fuck on the bandwagon
  • when in rome, fuck as the romans do
  • those who live in glass houses should not fuck stones
  • a fuck is worth a thousand words
  • if you want something done right, you have to fuck it yourself

A fuck in the hand is worth two in the bush

Could I request some “A loves B, B is naive and innocent and doesn’t understand” prompts?

promptsfordays:

1. “You hate Mondays so every Monday I slip an anonymous love letter in your bag and your smile gets me through the week” 

2. “I have been flirting with you since I met you but you think I’m just teasing and I don’t know how to make it clear that I actually mean what I say”

3. “I’m a musician and I play you all of the love songs I write to “get your opinion” on them but honestly I’m just serenading you and I thought that was obvious?!”

4. “You keep trying to set me up with other people so I think you aren’t interested in me but actually you’re just an idiot who thinks you’ll get over me faster if I’m dating someone else and HOLD UP I wanna date you.” 

5. “You asked who I had a crush on and so I described you to a tee but apparently you’re the most oblivious person in the world because you just got kinda sad and nodded and HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS.”

6. “I’ve been in love with you since sixth grade and it’s graduation day so I worked up the courage to tell you and now you’re staring at me blankly because you thought I hated you??? How did you think that- oh okay now we’re kissing we’ll talk about this later.” 

7. “I compliment your outfit every time I see you and you think I’m just really into fashion but no I’m just in love with you.” 

8. “So I gave you flowers on Valentine’s Day and you acted really flustered and confused so now I’m sitting here regretting all life decisions until you show up asking, “I mean thank you but aren’t you dating _____?” and oh my gosh u idiot ______ is my cousin.” 

9. “Someone was being a jerk to you and I punched them in the face and now you’re yelling at me because you don’t understand why I felt the need to be so violent.” 

10. “I thought this was a date so i tried to hold your hand and now you’re really confused and I’m trying to brush it off.” 

moonshinemonty:

We’ve all had that otp where one person falls in love way before the other. It starts with a lingering glance or two, then excessive worrying, maybe a little jealousy. You watch them get deeper and deeper while the other person has no idea and the whole time you’re just sitting there like you poor asshole

The MidoTaka Pride and Prejudice AU tho. Ohmygod I never even realised how perfect it would be until I read you tags. Jesus. ALL THE THINGS I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED. And the rain scene where (instead of Darcy) Midorin confesses his love and the angst that would follow with Takao. wOWOWOWOWOW LEONA WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME.

leona-dracontis:

I am so glad yayayyay!!! Ahh that scene was one of my favorites.. But seriously though, how wonderful it would be, right???

“I have fought against judgement, my family’s expectation, the inferiority of your birth, my rank. I will put them aside and ask you to end my agony.”

“I don’t understand.”

“I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honour of accepting my hand.”

“Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. It was unconsciously done.”

“Is this your reply?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Are you laughing at me?”

“No.”

“Are you rejecting me?”

“I’m sure the feelings which hindered your regard will help you overcome it.”

leona-dracontis:

otpprompts:

Imagine person A of your OTP being very upset about something and they start crying, and person B, the not very touchy-feely one of the relationship, has to awkwardly comfort them.

asahiis, I had to include your tags here because they are perfect:

#midotaka #yells #midorima awkwardly trying to comfort takao #he’s very surprised by seeing takao cry since he’s used to him smiling and teasing him the whole time #he looks annoyed on the outside but is panicking inwardly #he ends up awkwardly sitting beside him and patting his back #and that cheers kazu up because shin-chan is trying his best