Could I request some “A loves B, B is naive and innocent and doesn’t understand” prompts?

promptsfordays:

1. “You hate Mondays so every Monday I slip an anonymous love letter in your bag and your smile gets me through the week” 

2. “I have been flirting with you since I met you but you think I’m just teasing and I don’t know how to make it clear that I actually mean what I say”

3. “I’m a musician and I play you all of the love songs I write to “get your opinion” on them but honestly I’m just serenading you and I thought that was obvious?!”

4. “You keep trying to set me up with other people so I think you aren’t interested in me but actually you’re just an idiot who thinks you’ll get over me faster if I’m dating someone else and HOLD UP I wanna date you.” 

5. “You asked who I had a crush on and so I described you to a tee but apparently you’re the most oblivious person in the world because you just got kinda sad and nodded and HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS.”

6. “I’ve been in love with you since sixth grade and it’s graduation day so I worked up the courage to tell you and now you’re staring at me blankly because you thought I hated you??? How did you think that- oh okay now we’re kissing we’ll talk about this later.” 

7. “I compliment your outfit every time I see you and you think I’m just really into fashion but no I’m just in love with you.” 

8. “So I gave you flowers on Valentine’s Day and you acted really flustered and confused so now I’m sitting here regretting all life decisions until you show up asking, “I mean thank you but aren’t you dating _____?” and oh my gosh u idiot ______ is my cousin.” 

9. “Someone was being a jerk to you and I punched them in the face and now you’re yelling at me because you don’t understand why I felt the need to be so violent.” 

10. “I thought this was a date so i tried to hold your hand and now you’re really confused and I’m trying to brush it off.”