The girl that everyone knows but never talks to is a witch. If desperate, people got to her for solutions. She helps, but for a price. One day she comes to you in need of a favor, and in return she promises the memories she took from you nearly a year ago in a deal you no longer remember.
Tag: prompts
You can feel it every time you die in another dimension. Normally it’s infrequent but today you are hit with billions of deaths at once. Something’s coming, and it just killed you in almost every other plane of existence.
some AUs i’ll never write but definitely want to read
- ‘we used to be in a band but you left bc you despise the music industry now we’re world-famous i wrote a song abt missing you i hope you get lonely when you hear it on the radio bc THAT’S HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL YOU ASSHOLE’ AU
- ‘we’re new roommates and someone told you i’m at the hospital you panic and then you remember i work at a hospital’ AU
- ‘you are a selfish, parasitic, amoral person who has done unforgivable things why did you give up your life to save mine’ AU
- ‘you live across the hall and you’re in your underwear every time you open the door it’s so frustrating stOP SMILING OH GOD I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT YOU IN THE EYES’ AU
- ‘we were childhood best friends who meet again and have to work together we used to be v close and i actually lov– hey why don’t you remember me at all did you get amnesia or something’ AU
- ‘you’re an atheist and im a conservative
gaycatholic you’ve never been a jerk abt my faith and u even wait for me outside the church every sunday i really appreciate it’ AU- ‘we’re both travelers and i hate how you speak the native language so well where are you staying btw do u want to make out’ AU
- ‘it’s raining hard and i only have my designer coat then you, a savage person in a truck, came along and now i’m soaking wet do you know how much this coat costs’ AU
- ‘who am i??? what happened?? ??? well mate, i’m just a loyal bar patron and a total stranger whom you kissed and asked if i wanted to see your butt last night’ AU
- ‘i had a terrible day and i’m on the bus stuck in heavy traffic you’re waiting for your ride outside and we have a staring contest then u blink and smile like the big dork that u are i cant believe i smiled back’ AU
Could I request some “A loves B, B is naive and innocent and doesn’t understand” prompts?
1. “You hate Mondays so every Monday I slip an anonymous love letter in your bag and your smile gets me through the week”
2. “I have been flirting with you since I met you but you think I’m just teasing and I don’t know how to make it clear that I actually mean what I say”
3. “I’m a musician and I play you all of the love songs I write to “get your opinion” on them but honestly I’m just serenading you and I thought that was obvious?!”
4. “You keep trying to set me up with other people so I think you aren’t interested in me but actually you’re just an idiot who thinks you’ll get over me faster if I’m dating someone else and HOLD UP I wanna date you.”
5. “You asked who I had a crush on and so I described you to a tee but apparently you’re the most oblivious person in the world because you just got kinda sad and nodded and HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS.”
6. “I’ve been in love with you since sixth grade and it’s graduation day so I worked up the courage to tell you and now you’re staring at me blankly because you thought I hated you??? How did you think that- oh okay now we’re kissing we’ll talk about this later.”
7. “I compliment your outfit every time I see you and you think I’m just really into fashion but no I’m just in love with you.”
8. “So I gave you flowers on Valentine’s Day and you acted really flustered and confused so now I’m sitting here regretting all life decisions until you show up asking, “I mean thank you but aren’t you dating _____?” and oh my gosh u idiot ______ is my cousin.”
9. “Someone was being a jerk to you and I punched them in the face and now you’re yelling at me because you don’t understand why I felt the need to be so violent.”
10. “I thought this was a date so i tried to hold your hand and now you’re really confused and I’m trying to brush it off.”
Height Difference AUs
1. “I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”
2. “You were trying to reach for a box of cereal and a whole shelf’s-worth of cereal boxes fell on you here let me help”
3. “We’re both baristas and sometimes I have trouble reaching for things and I show up to work one day to find a personalized stool with hearts and my name on it i hATE YOU but also thanks”
4. “You are very tall and I am very short so you run into me all the time and honestly this is getting ridiculous”
5. I’m in art class and I just opened a cupboard to find a tiny person (you) squished inside and you just looked at and said “shh i’m hiding”
6. “We’re on the bus and I’m really not trying to take up your space I’m sorry I just have rlly rlly long legs”
7. We’re at a concert and I can’t see a thing let me sit on your shoulders, maybe?”
8. “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious”
9. “i let you drive my car and you had to adjust the seats and windows how much???”
10. “every time i hug you my face goes right into your chest or armpit and i can’t breathe, also, get better deodorant”
11. “i might be shorter than you but i can still flip you over and knock you on your ass”
12. “we accidentally switched clothes in the laundry how idk exactly but i’m drowning in your sweatshirt and oh my god you’re stuck with my shirt halfway on istg you better not rip it that’s my favorite shirt”
13. “i keep knocking my head on things because i don’t duck while you laugh and don’t even have to move at all as you walk under them”
14. “i have a really long stride so one of my steps is like two or three of yours and we’ve laughed about it before but suddenly i’ve noticed how cute you look trotting at my side oh no”
15. “i am tiny so obviously i can’t reach this high thing how about you help me out since you’re tall oh wait it’s so high even you can’t get it shit no don’t jump you’ll knock it over-”
16. “you’re a beanpole who drank too much and now i have to cart your drunk ass home which is not easy let me tell you”
Person B always referring to Person A by their surname out of politeness/professionalism. Both accept it as norm, until suddenly Person A is hurt, and unconscious. Frantic, Person B starts yelling for them to wake, slipping into whispering A’s first name in despair. Despite being barely able to speak or keep their eyes open, an overjoyed Person A whispers back “You finally called me by my first name….!!”
just moving along like everyone else 