All I’m saying is that the chemists would definitely give the mathematicians a swirly
Um, excuse me: geology is literally the most jock science possible.
Sorry but geologists are basically the stamp collecting weirdos of science
But I climbed up that mountain to get that stamp I mean rock
Geology attracts so many outdoory bros/outdoorsy nerds with existential crises/people who always dress like they’re ready to spend a week in the field
We’re the nerds who refuse to believe they’re nerds. Trufax.
I submit that there is no one geological orientation and present this for discussion and further refinement amongst my colleagues here on tumblr dot com
paleo…magic? Is that super secret branch that all the Jurassic Park scientists belong to because idk any other way to explain that massive logic fail except that someone waved a magic wand and made everyone think it was a legit branch of science
ahahah no it’s paleomagnetism, aka paleomag or paleomagic, because people who study it are paleomagneticians aka paleomagicians. Also called ‘magnets aren’t real, physics is made up, fire is scary and Thomas Edison was a witch’
we also call paleomagicians ‘giant wasps’ because you know they’ve been somewhere because there’s all these 2-inch diameter holes in the rocks.
Gimli: the fuck should I make for Legolas as a courting gift
Thorin, probably:
PERFECT!
When you try to break the siege and save Dale, but the Orc Army is led by Dagalur…
DETS GODDAMNIT I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH ABOUT THAT
Readers: please no more angst we can’t take it
Dets:
ACCURATE AF BWAAAHAHAHAHA
okay okay i’m gonna stop… after these announcements…
I think if I reblog this post anymore I might break my dash. BUT I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THESE ADDITIONS. DETS THAT LAST ONE HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GODDAMN YOU THAT SONG IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME DEPRESSED NOT THINK OF THE DOS EQUIS GUY