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All I’m saying is that the chemists would definitely give the mathematicians a swirly 

Um, excuse me: geology is literally the most jock science possible.

Sorry but geologists are basically the stamp collecting weirdos of science

But I climbed up that mountain to get that stamp I mean rock

Geology attracts so many outdoory bros/outdoorsy nerds with existential crises/people who always dress like they’re ready to spend a week in the field

We’re the nerds who refuse to believe they’re nerds. Trufax.

I submit that there is no one geological orientation and present this for discussion and further refinement amongst my colleagues here on tumblr dot com

paleo…magic? Is that super secret branch that all the Jurassic Park scientists belong to because idk any other way to explain that massive logic fail except that someone waved a magic wand and made everyone think it was a legit branch of science

ahahah no it’s paleomagnetism, aka paleomag or paleomagic, because people who study it are paleomagneticians aka paleomagicians. Also called ‘magnets aren’t real, physics is made up, fire is scary and Thomas Edison was a witch’

we also call paleomagicians ‘giant wasps’ because you know they’ve been somewhere because there’s all these 2-inch diameter holes in the rocks.