Tag: lmao

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

I am laughing so hard because EA’s “Um, actually sweetie, us locking Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker behind two $260 paywalls in our $80 game is totally justifiable :)” comment not only broke the record for most downvoted post in Reddit history, it completely obliterated it. It wasn’t just the first to break 500k or even 100k, no post before it had even broken 25k. The most downvoted post prior to this was one from someone literally asking for downvotes, which currently stands at -23.8k. The shitstorm that came down on The Fine Brothers when they tried to lay claim to reaction videos and the word “react” itself only landed them just shy of 6,000 downvotes. As of this post, EA’s comment sits at negative 557 thousand when it’s only a day old, and it’s still getting thousands of downvotes by the hour. It could very well be the first post to get to a million downvotes. Remember, the previous record wasn’t even 25 thousand.

Just… wow.

an incomplete list of things I love about hockey tumblr

fozmeadows:

– the merciless yet weirdly affectionate dragging of tuukka rask

– every single photo of tyler seguin

– comparisons between jamie benn and long-lashed farm animals

– accurately subtitled gifsets that look like they’re from pre-porn actor interviews when taken out of context because hockey really is Like That

– hockey players ft. children and/or dogs

– every single story about jaromir jagr, actual living memelord

– OCTOPUS SEASON

– CATFISH

– Official Avs Tumblr Thirst ™ for gabriel landeskog

– lovingly rendered hd slow-mo gifsets of fights

– important Ass Science

– instagram reposts where someone who knows all the players’ semi-secret personal accounts has gone through the comments to add on annotated banter screenshots 

– every single callback to That Time Wilso And Latts Were Proud About Their Bargain Tomato Sauce Purchase

– the wonderful sense of community that comes from inhabiting the same trashpile

tendergingergirl:

visser9466:

iamnotsebastianstan:

think it’s about time we stop making jokes about the amount of famous white boys named Chris, and about time we started focusing on Tom. Am I talking about Cruise? Hiddleston? Hardy? Holland? Hanks? Felton? Fletcher? Selleck? Welling? Ford? Hooper? Brady? It’s impossible to tell because apparently half the male population are called Tom.

*Approaches a gay couple*

So which one of you is Chris and which one of you is Tom.

Oh, that’s an easy one. Chris is the blonde, Tom is the brunette. Didn’t you notice?

the signs as iconic nhl moments

aries: you can’t do that!
taurus: that one time pk subban tried to kiss carey price straight on the lips in front of a worldwide audience
gemini: i drink coffee before the game so i can fart in the crease
cancer: gucci purse
leo: what is violence, anyway?
virgo: i’d have my cock out if i scored four goals. i’d have my cock out, stroking it
libra: what are you the bottle police?
scorpio: i just wanted to say what a piece of shit i think lucic is
sagittarius: it was not an equipment problem, so let’s just leave it at that
capricorn: i don’t like any guy on their team
aquarius: if mike richards thinks we’re getting away with murder, i don’t know what he just got away with. mass murder? like are we stepping up a notch?
pisces: maybe he’s just jealous, i have hair, he don’t have hair

At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I–I’ll tell you why.
Woman: Here’s why. You don’t respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don’t respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

skorppan:

i do consider myself one of the david/adam people, but also in my heart of hearts i do know that really david/adam would be like:

david: i have… feelings…. for you.

adam: i have feelings…. for you.

narrator: that feeling was friendship. but, neither of them had ever experienced it.