one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

coccineusrosso:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

they’re wHAT NOW

gals, theY’RE GALS

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

I

thatgirlonstage:

kaycxpher:

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

“I roll to come up with an escape plan”

“Alright roll”

“…I got a one”

“I try to convince the horse to break us out”

“Roll…animal handling?”

“I got a twenty”

premiercomics:

Mainstream Monday – Jurassic Academy by Kobori Makoto. Seralized in Evening and scanlated by Hox.

what about Big Femme Orcs and Small Butch Elves

accio-shitpost:

you just destroyed all western philosophy in one blow with the smartest sentence ever said my friend. whats it like to stand on the corpse of plato

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

atheistj:

me: *sees Harrison Ford trending on twitter*

me:

thepeanutbutterwizard:

colpiire:

writing-prompt-s:

msfunguns:

jedidalek:

buddyofmartians:

dragon-of-sapphire:

writing-prompt-s:

You’ve been sent into an alternate dimension where music is magic: choirs can change the weather and orchestras can topple castle walls. With your digital music device (iPhone, MP3 player, whichever), you’ve just become the most powerful wizard in the world.

*Becomes invincible playing Harder, better, faster, stronger*

*Starts the apocalypse playing Raining Blood*

*Forges an indestructible robot army playing Du Hast*

*Creates an army/harem with Raining Men*

*Creates world peace with Imagine*

*Covers the world in sand with Darude Sandstorm*

*Becomes the Human Torch with This Girl is On Fire*

muffinsandmatriarchy:

too-desu-to-drive:

jelloapocalypse:

justintaco:

”What… is that?”

Props to the animation team for doing a REALLY good job making that thing look unpleasant

Please watch Flying Witch

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clokkerfoot:

so late to the party but like, wooooh, fave vine compilation