sfx: BAM Of those present, who would you date? Aomine: Dammit, Satsuki! [Aomine is yelling at Momoi because she interrupted him before he could answer the previous question]
someone: This kind of question again? (it’s like London Hearts…) Momoi: Well then, let’s start with…
Momoi: The guy who says his type is older women, Midorin!! Midorima: !
Momoi: There happen to be a few older women here… Araki: (I want to leave…)
Midorima: Takao, we’re leaving. (arrow pointing to Takao: laughing so hard he can’t breathe) Momoi: What!? Wait, Midorin!? (Running away!?) Midorima: This is why Oha-Asa’s horoscope told me to be careful of Taurus… (and of women) Momoi: I…I don’t know what you’re talking about, but sit down!
i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm
this is an unapologetically self-indulgent johndavekat AU I’ve been developing with @auxanges, where dave and karkat are competing to become the knight to a certain heir to the throne. who will win john’s heart? dave?? karkat??? both???? (the answer is both)
@auxanges is writing a fic based on the concept so there will probably be more content related to this cheesy as fuck AU soon
just moving along like everyone else 