I JUST HAD A THOUGHT well technically I had this thought hours ago when I wasn’t computer-accessible but anyways IMAGINE IF Bad Bob Zimmermann was a raging bisexual (like, technically never came out of the closet, but everyone who knows him knows) and he came down for that second family weekend that we never actually heard about supposedly because of “how embarrassing” it was, and he sees Bitty and Mama Bittle again and he’s just like “Oh! Hey there, son, you’ve gotten a lot cuter since I last saw you, well done!”
and Bitty’s just like “WHA? UM? THANKS, SIR??? UH” and then Bad Bob turns to Mama Bittle and is like “clearly he gets his looks from you, Suzanne” and it’s like an instant KO to poor Bitty’s mom, she’s out cold, she’s gone
meanwhile Jack’s completely mortified in the corner like PAPA, N O N and he turns to his mom and whispers “MAMA DO SOMETHING, STOP HIM”
and Alicia’s just like “what? He’s right, Eric’s definitely gotten cuter since last time, no wonder you like him” and Jack’s just “ET TU, MAMAN?” and everybody is blushing except for Jack’s parents who literally have no shits to give, they are there to make their own son become a hockey-playing tomato for the WHOLE weekend and to continue fostering the Bittlemann Alliance of Glory.
“this (insert some mixture of potato, cheese, and garlic) recipe is a perfect side dish!”
look let’s just be honest with each other up front, you know I’m gonna eat that shit entirely by itself in mass quantities as a meal. let’s not pretend like I’m some actual responsible adult who believes I need more than cheese, potatoes, and garlic to survive. this is the life I’ve chosen to live. now tell me how to double the recipe
this is so 100% Lebanese. everything from the dumpster rolling down the street, to the old fashion mercedes, to the soft french music playing in the background, to the scenery, to the random dude stopping his car on the highway to get out, to the two dudes on the mo-ped beeping and driving up the street the wrong way. Modern Art.
driving in lebanon is an art form all by itself;
is that last guy taking a pull off a hookah
do they have a hookah in their car
this post is an adventure
That dumpster gracefully spinning down the highway is kind of beautiful.
Does…does Nursey not realize that Dex is one of the most stubborn fuckers on the planet and just for his comment about him moving out Dex will refuse to to spite him???
Nursey does realize this, and he says it just so that Dex will try his hardest to stay
Derek’s reaction to rooming with Dex is so clearly “fuck yeah! I can spend more time with Will! Maybe we can get closer, and maybe I can get something more out of this 😉” and Dex is all just like “oh my god no I’m too gay for this shit if we’re not sharing a bed we’re not sharing a room”
just moving along like everyone else 