agingwunderkind:

jonssnark:

tag urself i’m lord B Y E ron

50% Keats, 50% Byron

gotta be shakes

liliturra:

spyinthelandofthedead:

coffeespoon-life:

Found a book that summarizes literature and literary figures in text form, and the Byron one might be the best thing to ever happen.

I’ve seen posts joking about how hard it must be to guess what internet culture is next going to find funny. As if to prove the point, here we see tumblr taking a break from Cask of Amontillado references to return to its intermittent habit of dragging Lord Byron.

Good luck, viral advertisers!

@tacticalnymphomania

@irollforinitiative

aurellharmonics:

lamisdelabc:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSEHEN GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.

jumpingjacktrash:

i have never been able to make up my mind whether they do this on purpose

leifor:

i can’t believe no one’s made this joke before

jackszimm:

i just wonna say again that like huge shoutout to the preds for making it to the scf for the first time and playing so damn well like holy shit and for also knocking out the blackhawks in the first round

altersociety:

danielkanhai:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

my-cat-doesnt-like-you:

just-shower-thoughts:

The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

you made me read this,,, with my innocent eyes

dharmagun:

malachi-is-shiny:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

edcynic:

spookyphernelia:

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

I was not prepared

I WAS *slides across garage floor on knees*

ok so you know how lots of vulcan names have five letters, start with an s and end with a k (spock, sarek, surak, sybok, etc). that means that technically shrek could be a vulcan name

jdax:

I can’t believe you made me read this with my own two eyes