magical-campanula:

firstlovemp3:

languageananas:

I don’t really understand getting mad at people for mixing up korean, chinese, and japanese

Like, look at them together

見る한국어中国死ね我要吃你マンコ형사我有大鸡巴

and tell me they don’t look similar lol

they don’t look similar

This post’s notes are made of:

• Tumblr People™ trying to prove they’re not racists by explaining why and how these alphabets don’t look similar at all even if they don’t understand shit of it;
• People with historical and linguistic knowledge arguing that while korean is indeed a different looking alphabet, China and Japan have a history of borrowed symbols and trade enough that some of it’s alphabets are indeed similar to an untrained eye – after all, not everyone has the same education and access to information to know how to differentiate it, aaaannd, best of all:

• Actual chinese, korean and japanese speakers pointing out that OP just wrote “i have a big dick” and variations.

dragon-in-a-fez:

I know we’re always talking about how Pacific Rim embraces the ridiculousness of the human race because “just build a giant robot to punch them in the face” is probably the most full-on human bullshit response we could have thought of to an invasion of giant aliens, but can we pause and also consider that the aliens are basically doing the same thing

like they wanted to invade us and their first thought about how to do so was “let’s genetically engineer giant fucking monsters that will crawl out of the depths of the ocean and trample cities”

Pacific Rim is just the story of two species that on a scale from 1 to 10 respond to every problem with a 17

melancholywise:

sashayed:

The BOYS video directed by charli xcx is a masterpiece & this is my favorite game. for the record:

  • rahul kohli eating a soft-serve ice cream cone
  • braden holtby assembling an Ikea bookcase
  • tony thornburg brushing his hair very carefully in front of a mirror with photos of his friends stuck all over it
  • diego luna opening a bottle of sparkling rosé
  • jason momoa getting stuck in a soft pink sweater
  • stanley tucci making a pie crust

#the replies on that tweet are something else#@hollywood you are missing out on a whole market niche

greenekangaroo:

alwaysasideways8:

dreamnectar:

ceb3rus:

mattandjones:

snorlaxatives:

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

oluranurse:

abominableobriens:

oluranurse:

abominableobriens:

oluranurse:

listen y’all, I know we like to write Bitty as a “mom”, (I’ve been guilty of that too and its okay, like it’s totally fine) but. Bitty is twenty two and he is a frat boy who has grown up around athletes, he’s gross and lazy and I would like to present you with some examples. okay, hear me out:

Keep reading

*cracks knuckles as I lived in a frat house for three years* 

also tagging @yoursummerfrost because this is her jam 

Keep reading

@abominableobriens honey listen, i could do this all day, and you bring up some good points that I would like to expand on

Keep reading

Can I write an essay about Eric 

“C’s get Degrees” Bittle? 

Keep reading

I really should stop doing this at this point but i meant it when I said I could do this all day and I Have More:

Keep reading

totallyfubar:

totallyfubar:

totallyfubar:

I’m not even kidding right now it is 11pm and I need to go for a walk because I’m too fucking hype about someone beating Winnie The Pooh’s Homerun Derby

Y’all I need to put this in perspective:

Dark souls III, the crown jewel of a franchise built on the principle of “get gud” was completed in a no-hit run within the year of its release.

P.T. Was published to the PlayStation store without any information surrounding it and was literally engineered to be cryptic as fuck, and it was beaten in HOURS

Winnie the Pooh’s Homerun Derby was published in 2008, and it was JUST NOW beaten in the year of our Lord 2017.

Like, A.I. Will eventually overthrow humanity and all but one of us will have to taste the cold metal tang of the terminator’s riveted ballsack across our lips, and that one person is MrTakahashi at Twitch.tv, because they are no longer one of us. They have ascended into a pure being of light, and we are not worthy.

Sorry sorry sorry I forgot to mention the Devil Himself Christopher Robin was defeated once before back in 2015 in a grueling 7 and a half hours by a user named Shrimp, but the Demonslayer MrTakahashi did it in FOUR HOURS

Like to do something that one person has ever done before, AND THEN DO IT THREE HOURS FASTER. FUCK YOU, GOD. FUCK YOU, SKYNET. YALL. AIN’T. SHIT.