Andrew Hussie: has his characters sit on a ship for 3 years outrunning evil immortal creatures that want to kill them that they’ll have to confront when they get to their new universe
Griffin McElroy: Hold my beer
Andrew Hussie: ends his project with a lesbian wedding that only lasts one snapchat frame
johnny missed out a letter in his own goddamn name and jeff looks like he went to write “jeffrey” and then awkwardly changed his mind and crossed it out. not to bag on male hockey players but i just met two at nhl media day who didn’t know how to fucking write their names properly
It happened again. I thought it was behind me, but the dreams came back. I was up all night. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, it haunts me. I forgot about it for years but then I remembered that… ‘Avatar’, the giant international blockbuster used the ‘papyrus’ font as its logo…
Imagine one of those vampires that spent a few decades napping and now they’re trying to catch up as best they can so they’re in a library looking through years of old magazines and overhear some middle-schooler discussing her project about the moon-landing and they’re like “WHAT!!!”
“You have to tell me everything about this!!!”
A confused but enthusiastic sixth-grader unfolds her trifold poster board and tells an absolutely captivated 3000 year old man-eater about the space race.
More like “I LITERALLY HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN THROUGH THE RECONSTRUCTION ERA PLEASE TAG SPOILERS”
I’M!!
“Have you gotten to Franz Ferdinand being shot yet?” An Austrian Vampire, angrily looking up from a ninth-grade history book: “are you FUCKING KIDDING ME??”
“yeah you know…lincoln doesnt get reelected” Vampire: “well why NOT he seems perfectly capable and oooh…oh…”
FRICK
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
“So, you know pluto isn’t a planet, right?”
*Vampire chucks astronomy book written in 1994 at the person*
Imagine the vampire asking people who killed JFK and they’re all like ‘no one knows’ and the vampire just sighs and says ‘ok I know I said no spoilers but this is just getting ridiculous. someone tell me.”
imagine a vampire who’s absolutely mad about having missed a very specific moment and not really caring about the big picture searching for the one history nerd who might know when that outrageous lipstick they loved was put out of commerce, what happened to that minor theatre company debut, a forgetten artist’s they loved fate, if their friends ever did marry, what happened to that family lineage/where are the heirs now, /what happened to that one small hungarian village who was basically only some houses and mud where the heck did my village go/
I honestly would trust people on Tumblr to make a Vampire YA novel that is not the same old gross romance/psuedo romance bs that plagues the genre right now.
I’M SERIOUS y’all should just take back the Vampire Genre.
I don’t know what this is or why I wrote it but *tosses in*
“All I am asking, is where can I find my village. The man I talked to previously said that the inner web knows everything. So you should be able to find it, yes?”
just moving along like everyone else 