When you’re an expansion team everyone thought would suck but you’re sitting at 6th in the league
Tag: lmao
Why this is such a wonderful film.
Morticia could forgive Debbie for murdering her parents over them getting her the wrong Barbie doll.
Morticia could forgive Debbie being a black widow serial killer and a greedy, manipulative sociopath.
She could even forgive Debbie trying to kill Fester (meh, the man is practically indestructible, anyway).
But pastels.
Morticia is goals
But that’s what insulted her the most morticia knows how to get at a bitch
That really was what made Debbie mad.
Morticia saying she couldn’t decorate.
My fave part is when she says “You have him (fester) under some strange sexual spell. I can respect that.”
no fear
fingolfin
one fear
Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers
- Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language
- Obsessed with contracts
- Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law
- Really good at exploiting loopholes
- Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent
Conclusion?? Faeries
Well I mean the places where we do our main business are even called “courts” so it’s not like we’re trying that hard to hide it.
tumblr with 11 followers: screaming into the void
tumblr with 110 followers: screaming into the void, but occasionally the void screams back
tumblr with 1100+ followers: the void screams at you
so THAT’S what that noise is
god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys
this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category
Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”
Nicky is all of us rn
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.
Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.
Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?
Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.
LMAO I HATE THE INTERNET
just moving along like everyone else 