miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life
FUCK ME I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA FOR A SITCOM EVER HOLY SHIT
TELL ME MORE 😀
TWO ALIENS LIVING TOGETHER, TRYING TO INTEGRATE INTO HUMAN SOCIETY, BUT EACH THINKS THE OTHER IS HUMAN, SO THEY BOTH HAVE TO TRY AND ACT AS HUMAN AS POSSIBLE, BUT NEITHER GETS IT EXACTLY RIGHT, BUT NEITHER OF THEM CAN TELL WHAT’S WRONG
I adore this.
Can I suggest their steadily worried human neighbour who has to deal with issues and comes up with wilder and wilder theories every week but is never correct (ghosts, demon possession, poisoning, lizard people, government conspiracy but aliens? Don’t be ridiculous).
Also all the info which they have access to is several years out of date so at least one of the aliens doesn’t understand why it’s not the 80s anymore.
WELL DANG THAT’S BRILLIANT
ANOTHER IMPORTANT PART OF THIS SHOW WILL BE THE STRAIGHTBAITING
YES. ALSO ALIENS WHO ARE BAFFLED BY GENDER. ONE OF THEM IS SLIGHTLY HORRIFIED AND TRIES DESPERATELY TO PLAY ALONG. THE OTHER JUST FINDS IT HILARIOUS.
A tired government worker has been onto the aliens from the start, but doesn’t want to report the aliens in because it would mean more work, plus they find the aliens kinda endearing, so they keep pretending to be convinced by the aliens’ excuses for being weird and finds excuses not to be looking when the aliens slip up.
when someone talks about their plans for the future for 5 seconds and i realise everyone around me has a rough idea where their life is going whilst im kind of just floating in the space-time continuum with no discernible goals or ambition
i refuse to believe that was snowy’s girlfriend,, he looked the least surprised bc hes gay
i’ve decided she was either his sister, cousin, or friend. she likes hockey and wanted to meet some of the falconers and he was like “sure, sounds fine”
i’m watching the penguins/senators game…i showed up at the beginning of the second period and like…wtf is happening
honestly i couldn’t care less about wether or not my ships become canon i just ship whatever i want cause i wanna. i don’t need “evidence” or “subtext” maybe i just think jarjar binks and jabba the hut would have good chemistry together i ain’t gonna write an essay defending it let me have a good time leave me be
just moving along like everyone else 