This is all Rachel/@dexondefense fault. Without further ado I present SNATER (snowy/tater)
-Tater’s first day on the team is tough. He doesn’t speak English too well and it’s a struggle to answer all the press questions about how he likes Providence and the new team.
-When he (finally) gets back to the locker room, everyone else has cleared out, their interviews much shorter
-Except one guy. The goalie? Tater doesn’t know his name but this guy’s still in there
-Goalie? is like “Hey dude welcome to the team! We’re happy to have you here!” and he’s? so pretty?
-Tater goes over and hugs him because that’s easier than finding the words.
-Snowy is surprised by this but. It’s nice. It’s really really nice. He wants to hug the new guy more often.
-This leads to after-practice hugs becoming a Thing. “For good luck!” they say. “He’s really cute!” they think. So they add in before-practice hugs for even more luck.
-Snowy takes it on himself to be Tater’s Official Tour Guide and shows him around the city. But he’d rather watch Tater watching the things. It’s so cheesy and adorable.
-One of the Aces rushes the goal during a game and Snowy gets hurt. Next period, Tater punches the guy so hard & so much he gets himself ejected from the game.
-Snow’s like “wtf? why would you do that?” and Tater’s like “I thought it was obvious. I like you.”
-aaaaaaa these two are cute
Tango: Do you ever wonder what your future spouse is doing?
Whiskey: What are you doing?
WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.
Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.
If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.
Goddamn it, it’s back.
If it stays back, I might manage to finish a third story this year. Jesus.
I swear, this is now my only writing motivation.
Sigh.
Are you fucking kidding me?
The secret is that writing one sentence is like eating one potato chip, or one peanut: It can’t be done. I just wrote five.
Ok so in theatre, one of the things I was tasked to do was keeping the costumes smelling fresh
Without washing them
For, like, 4 months
All I’m saying is that Ford is gonna take one sniff of those hockey bags, and immidiately take a trip to the murder stop and shop.
She returns with an armful of vodka and an empty windex bottle .
She then gathers the bags, puts a mix of vodka and water into the bottle, and sprays them for all it’s worth.
When its done, she lines each of em with dryer sheets
“So do we still need a dryer, or can we just clean everything with vodka from now on?” Tango asks
at least 5 of the boys try to do their laundry this way until midterms until Bitty catches them straight up not washing their clothes ever and flips out
smh boys: 3 sprays on the shirt, 3 sprays in the mouth. 3 sprays on the shirt, 3 sprays in the mouth. *gets to the end of their clothes, opens up spray bottle, drinks the rest*
I vividly remember the scene in like the second movie where the Weasleys were looking at their school supply list and Molly was like “I really don’t know how we’re going to afford it this year” after they had just risked life and limb to rescue Harry and Harry was sitting there eating their food like ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Harry ‘Dickhead’ Potter through a mouth full of Wizardburger Helper “idk…….that’s……wow that sucks i guess lol so i’m thinking about buying this solid gold cauldron what do yall think? a little over the top?”
“oh that’s wild lmao… hey check this out I’m gonna buy all the candy off the cart on the train”
“dude you guys haven’t been able to buy new robes in like 10 years….wow that sucks i guess kek but hey lets go get some butterbeer my treat but fuck you :)”
He was literally 12 years old at this point in time, as well as the fact that he always felt extremely bad about their situation and even tried to pay for things for Ron numerous times, however he knew that Ron was ashamed and prideful over his lack of money.
Not to mention he gave Ginny all of Lockharts Defence Against The Dark Arts books, and gave Fred and George his triwizard winnings in the fourth book.
And if you think, for even a second, that Molly or Arthur Weasley would have ever taken money from him then you don’t know that family at all.
Oh, and when he got all the candy on the train, he was extremely malnourished after being mistreated and abused from living with the dursleys, and made sure that he got enough for himself and Ron, whom he had literally only just met.
a literal child who, only hours prior, was in the process of being starved and abused by his relatives in a room with bars on the windows: *eats food*
just moving along like everyone else 