who The fuck names meds “Zoloft” sounds like some dark wizard cursing me for not wiping my feet before I enter his house and “sertraline” is his snakewife
Xanax the White
I saw a quiz on the internet once where there was a list of names and you had to guess whether it was a Tolkien elf or a prescription medicine.
The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again
i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place
every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well
why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california
Wake Me Up Inside has become a real joke but you all are lying if you say that you wouldn’t have loved lyrics like “bid my blood to run before I come undone and save me from the nothing I’ve become” if it was presented in a folk song on Sufjan Stevens’ Carrie & Lowell.
My inner 13 year old self is screaming because the song isn’t called wake me up inside it’s called bring me to life you fucking fake goths
My favorite feeling is when it’s winter and you wake up in the middle of the night and you look out the window and there’s snow on the ground and the sky is kind of light colored and it looks misplaced and kind of eerie but also comforting i love it the most
I just read the phrase “In Tennesse, William Shakespeare” as Tennesse Williams Shakespeare and I am honestly having so many bad ideas…
It’s just Shakespeare plays but set in the south and EVEN GAYER
I’m sorry, I just really love this idea and wanted to expand on it.
A boat washes up in a Louisiana bayou with only a handful of passengers left alive. The young woman who the boat was supposed to be taking to her destination is forced to disguise herself as a man for protection, and ends up in the employ of a local rich, closeted bisexual landowner. She/he is tasked with seducing a local heiress who has sequestered herself away in mourning for her brother. Meanwhile, servants of the heiress’s house attempt to prank the v old fashioned, v southern head of staff by forging a love letter. The temperature never drops below 98%. It’s sweltering. Everyone is horny.
The son of an old money southern millionaire must return to his families sprawling estate after his father dies mysteriously and his mother quickly remarries his uncle. On one incredibly hot night, the young heir thinks he sees the ghost of his father out in the swamp, who tells him that he was murdered, and that he must be avenged. Trapped in the confines of the estate and exasperated by the heat, the heir begins to decline in health. He feels pressured to seduce and marry the daughter of his parents irritating colleague, despite the fact that he is deeply in love w his best friend from college. Fighting w his parents about their role in his fathers death and the complexities of the socal norms he is forced to uphold ensues.
These were the only one I could think of that would work 😂 If you can, feel free to add more!
From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!
just moving along like everyone else 