obsessioninc:

tinibopper:

obsessioninc:

Just gonna say: There is literally no romance in Thor: Ragnarok. No romance subplots, no kissing. The closest thing to it is when Hulk sees part of a video of Black Widow and it turns him back into Bruce Banner. Besides that? Nothing. It was awesome.

False there is a clearly defined 3 seconds where its implied that Loki went down on Jeff Goldblum.

This is the only argument to this post that I will accept

i love how we’re just calling the grandmaster jeff goldblum now as if we all recognize that jeff goldblum played himself

jumpingjacktrash:

pollydoodles:

lolhistoryposts:

blerdityreblogged:

abotl:

txwatson:

gulag-nietzschean:

I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

given the content of a lot of Plato’s conclusions I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with “Fight me” and that was the end of it.

We’re not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means “broad” in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it’s like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him “The Rock”.

More and more I wish we kind of had time traveling capabilities.

Now I can’t stop thinking about Plato looking like The Rock

Now I can’t stop thinking about a film where The Rock plays Plato.

what if it was a bruce banner situation and he’s really logical and calm usually but when some dumbass won’t stopp dragging down the discourse with grade one logic errors he just

hulks out

drst:

winnifredburkle:

geekgirlsmash:

deadtucks:

what she says: im fine

what she means: the beastie boys band canonically exists in the star trek reboot universe and jim kirk canonically enjoys the song “sabotage” (if nothing else from their discography). however, theres a conflict here since the song “intergalactic” (by the same band) references star trek and more specifically spock not once, but twice, with the lyrics “like a pinch on the neck of mr spock” and “super educated im smarter than spock”. if the beastie boys exist in the rebootverse, does “intergalactic” exist also? and if so, are the aforementioned lyrics simply omitted or transformed into a seperate in-universe scifi reference to maintain the song’s theme?

Alternately, since in the same movie Spock time travels, there is a possibility that Spock went back in time met The Beastie Boys, and they just happened to think he was amazing.

#also#let’s not forget the voyage home#where mr. spock does use the nerve pinch#on a punk on a bus#and kirk is using his name all over the place#perhaps spock becomes an urban legend of folk justice (via @flange5)

holy shit

mousathe14:

johncribati:

mousathe14:

dolcedonn:

itskyalenotkyle:

This was so elaborate for no reason lol

This nigga gettin way too powerful he must be stopped.

WHAT THE HELL

King Vader is… he is growing in strength exponentially

Were those crane shots? Motherglubber got crane shots. Aerial shooting ain’t cheap!

Might have been a drone. You could get a decent one for under $100 it just needs to be able to support the camera.

More importantly where he get a horse?

You’re right. I’m so old fashioned I forgot about drones and the idea of expensive crane or copter shots occupied my mind so much it completely didn’t occur to me

HE GOT A GODDAMN HORSE SOMEHOW, RENTING THOSE IS PROBABLY MORE PRICY THAN THE DRONE WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY IS THIS

mousathe14:

sexhaver:

punx-pup:

sexhaver:

shirts, socks, underwear, and shorts are the “meat” of an outfit because you feed them to the washing machine after one use. jeans, jackets, scarves, and some hats are cartilage because you use them a few times before washing them. shoes, belts, and jewelry are bones because the washing machine cant digest them. this concludes my TED Talk

You telling me the washer vores my clothes

okay listen im fucking SICK of how this site treats “vore” as a synonym for “eat”. vore is SPECIFICALLY when you can see the outline of the person being eaten and/or see their distress as they travel down the throat and into the stomach. just eating something isn’t “voring” (not a verb by the way) it any more than calling someone a dickhead and punching them is BDSM. i hate that you put me in a situation where i had to write this paragraph and i hate that i knew enough to actually write it

I came here for an amusing analogy of clothing and food and now I must watch the struggle and anguish of a someone having to explain vore properly just so that it can’t be abused on posts like these.

A person has been broken

pldubrahs:

other divisions get to be like “haha my teams finally going up in the rankings!!! soon we’ll be in the playoff spots” meanwhile in the metro, the rankings change every time someone wins a game, there are 12 points between the top and bottom spots, and one month ago there were 5 teams tied for second place

amatalefay:

ericvilas:

shinelikethunder:

animatedamerican:

bigscaryd:

rosegoldlips:

rosegoldlips:

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

…

you tried to read the words as prose
but noticed how its scansion goes
and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya
recall the phrase you love the most
then once again reblog this post
and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits.
Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time,
Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.
Another rhyme, a rising note – congratulations, you just wrote
Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.