Author: lebelinoria

Hey! Can I ask for you to rank the miracles on who gets jealous easily? And a separate jealousy ranking for the miracles’ boyfriends? After reading D:M for the nth time, I was curious when Kise and Kasa talked about love, we know Kise gets jealous, but I think Kasa doesn’t really get jealous, because he was oblivious, but I still want to know everybodies jealousy level :3

umisabaku:

OMG
THAT IS AN AMAZING QUESTION!!!

Ahahaha,
OK, I had to put some thought into this. So. In order from Most Jealous to
Least.

Miracles:

  1. KISE
    – There is never any doubt. He is super jealous all the time and is not ashamed
    to make sure *everyone* knows it.
  2. Akashi
    – Almost as jealous/possessive as Kise, but very much doesn’t want people to
    know that (having perceived Kise’s jealousy as character flaw/weakness, he does
    not like to think he has the same character flaw/weakness.)
  3. Murasakibara
    – If Kise and Akashi are at like, 10, there’s probably a big gap between them
    and the rest and Murasakibara is around at a 5? It doesn’t bother him that Himuro has
    dated other people and he’s not the kind of person who would get upset if other
    people were talking to Himuro, but if he thought someone was actually trying to
    take Himuro away he would go full on “crush everything” mode.
  4. Aomine
    – similar to Murasakibara; pretty low key about it unless he thought someone
    was actually moving in on Momoi. Or if Momoi was gleefully talking about the
    virtues of dating someone else =D He’s also at about a 5.
  5. Midorima
    – Probably a 3? He’s fairly low key but occasionally can get jealous.
  6. Kuroko
    – Doesn’t typically get jealous.
  7. Hinata – 
    (not sure if you wanted Hinata, but sometimes people don’t like when I leave
    Hinata off the list) – Never gets jealous. Thinks too much about volleyball;
    knows Kageyama thinks too much about volleyball.

Miracle
Boyfriends:

  1. Himuro
    – Hahaha, I always figure he is the most jealous; very much likes having all of
    Murasakibara’s attention, but he is super subtle about it and most people don’t
    typically realize.
  2. Takao
    – Can get fairly jealous, but also hides it much more subtly than, say, Kise
    does.
  3. Momoi
    – Not a Miracle Boyfriend, but since I included Aomine I thought I’d include
    her. She can get very possessive =D
  4. Furihata
    – Gets more insecure than jealous, but maybe his jealousy level is around 2?
  5. Kagami
    – Doesn’t typically get jealous.
  6. Kasamatsu
    – Never gets jealous. (Kise really wishes he would get more jealous.)
  7. Kageyama
    – Thinks too much about volleyball; knows Hinata thinks too much about
    volleyball =D

Thanks again for the question, anon-friend!! I figure, most of the Miracles tend to get more jealous because they aren’t used to having people they care about and so they don’t always know how to react about that. I think they all probably mellow out as they get older/more confident in their relationships.

vastderp:

asukaskerian:

orestian:

kirby-ebooks:

do i have any homestucks (besides the obvious) even still following me? anyways give me vrisnep headcanons? 

that’s a terrible ship and I hate you for summoning the thought into my mind out of the ether.

anyway – au where nepeta waits for vriska to go out flarping and kills her lusus, getting somewhat injured in the process but recovering anyway because (naturally) cats have nine lives :33.

vriska goes berserk with rage and attempts to hunt nepeta down across the forests and caves of alternia to exact an even worse revenge, but nepeta knows the land and has superior vision in the dark, and by the time she actually catches up to nepeta she’s exhausted and hungry and miserable and has had a chance to think about some shit.

“you’re furee :33 have some roast [bizarre alternian animal]” says nepeta, courteously, and vriska makes her punch herself in the face a few times before she completely runs out of steam and can’t mind control shit, faceplanting and shrieking into the dirt for a few solid minutes.

nepeta pawses, licks her wounds, kicks vriska over onto her back and clubs her right in the mouth with [alternian rum ham equivalent], and waits until vriska grudgingly starts chewing on it, then sits on her legs.

“what the fuck is wrong with you?” vriska asks, somewhat rhetorically. “no8ody asked you to meddle in my fucking 8usiness. like, who died and made you the Empress, huh? what made your puny little 8rain think it was a good idea to cross me?” irritatingly, nepeta giggles. “shut the fuck up, I’m interrogating you! why did you do it?”

nepeta grins. she has very sharp teeth, and her eyes are like yellow lamps in the dim firelight. “the same reason everyone hunts, silly. the glory of the kill.”

vriska swallows. nepeta goes ^w^.

“… you know what?” vriska says, a hint of something that might be admiration in her voice. “you might 8e as crazy as I am.”

“fat chance,” nepeta sniffs. then she tilts her head. “what are you gonna do, now that you don’t have to feed her?”

vriska has been trying to find an answer to that question for the past six nights she’s been pursuing nepeta through the godforsaken wilderness. she still doesn’t have an answer.

“Kick your ass,” she says.

“you can try,” nepeta offers, charitably.

“8uild my own ship and explore the universe.”

“i don’t think mister mustard likes you enough to cart you around, though.”

“Destroy the Empire.”

“… what for?” nepeta asks, perking up a bit with interest.

vriska stops gnawing on the bone and tosses it into the fire, settling her hands behind her head. her eyes wander to the entrance of the cave, and the black sky littered with stars.

“… Same reason every8ody hunts,” she says, and grins.

… DANG. o_o

Sold, sold, SOLD

deliverusfromsburb:

Someday I’d like a compendium of Shit Sburb Does So Kid-Gods Die Young. In the first place, targeting kids who want to play a game for a huge responsibility. Separating them from their guardians, wanting the new world to have no godly help growing or knowingly preparing for the next session, the God Tier system of dying encouraging players to stay out of significantly interfering when they don’t have to…

SERIOUSLY. I hope you don’t mind me answering this publicly (I’ve stripped off the username) but I was meaning to make a post about this sometime anyway. 

I don’t know if Hussie meant it this way, but it doesn’t take much effort to view Skaia/SBURB as grooming kids to fulfill its aims and then disposing of them.

Keep reading

animetitle:

Tom Bombadil is the best/most amusing character in anything I’ve ever read because here you have this dude who skips around the forest all day and sings nonsense songs about himself, and the One Ring, the single most powerful object in all of Middle Earth that a fucking ancient evil is furiously searching for, has absolutely no effect on him. He pops it on and doesn’t turn invisible like most do when they accessorize themselves with the pure manifestation of power and greed but instead pulls some sleight of hand shenanigans and makes it disappear into thin air like a party trick before casually flipping it back to Frodo. Frodo asks Tom’s wife who the hell he is and she just responds “He is” because Tommyboy over here is fucking beyond mortal description. The elves, who are essentially immortal themselves, refer to to this guy as “the Elderest” because he was there before any of even the oldest beings on the planet could remember. The only reason the Fellowship didn’t pick the guy to journey to and destroy the Ring in Mordor was because he might accidentally displace the whispering hellcircle that even Gandalf, a primordial spirit that helped in shaping the world, was afraid to touch because Tom Bombadil just doesn’t give a shit. So the character that many scholars speculate is the supreme being and one true god of Tolkien’s entire universe is just this secondary character that refers to himself in third person and fishes in the forest while writing iffy poetry. 

cthulu-calls:

gayasscommie:

cthulu-calls:

gayasscommie:

“Hey do you accept constructive criticism on your posts” doesn’t work as a meme anymore I’m sorry we all know where the punchline is gonna go we’ve all known for like two years, so knock it off!

do you accept constructive criticism on your posts?

Yeah go ahead

this is a good post, and while I agree the meme as it is now is tired, there’s still humour in it if you play around with it, e.g. if you try to subvert people’s expectations

the-real-seebs:

hellyesnerdycouture:

i found this manga called Club 9 at a used book store and i can’t get over it i’m gonna dream about it i swear to god

Club 9 is awesome. The girl in the middle is a stereotypical country rube and talks with a thick accent and is just hilariously un-cultured, and people love her. It’s adorable.

Same artist as What’s Michael.