universi-tea:

i think one of the biggest problems i have with getting stuff done is i assume it’s easy for other people. like “she gets up at six every morning because she’s a morning person” or “yeah, he can run five miles every day but he likes running” or “she knows five languages, her brains just wired differently than mine” when in reality it’s all about discipline for everyone. like yeah, some people have natural aptitudes for some things but anyone that’s accomplishing anything is putting in the work. achievements don’t come easy, and i think if i start acknowledging that it’s like that for everyone i can stop making excuses

stephaniehasekisultan:

catalina-de-aragon:

welcometonightcourt:

roses-and-lovely-things:

welcometonightcourt:

theamazingcat:

“The way she treated Henry VIII was horrible.” 

Things I Ain’t Here For:

Broccoli. Seafood. The fucking woobification of Henry Fuccboi VIII and acting like he was “treated poorly” by Katherine. 

I had to reread that a couple of times before that actually sunk in

@roses-and-lovely-things lack of coffee and sheer rage probably what I typed barely English, no worries 🙂

Poor Saint Henry VIII, a martyr, victim of evil Katherine of Aragon. He was a faithful husband, a man who never lied and manipulated, a king who did not murder anyone, a father who never repudiated his daughters … Saint Henry

Me, every time I see someone glorifying that monster of Mr. Bacon and talking shit about Catherine of Aragon:

jumpingjacktrash:

dharmagun:

jumpingjacktrash:

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

yep, this.

i occasionally give writing advice that’s like “don’t do this thing please it’s awful” but awful is relative. these writing don’ts are awful like turning your eyelids inside out while i’m eating, not like kicking a kitten. like, it makes me do the excalibur face but it’s actually kind of funny too. frankly, if it really spins your pinwheel, go ahead and faceroll the most halfassed fic in the world; i’m honestly just glad you’re having fun.

seconded, but now i want to know what the excalibur face is

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it’s the face everyone in soul eater makes when they think of excalibur, who has nothing to say but never shuts up

prokopetz:

Concept: a CRPG where instead of doing the dating-sim thing, the game just asks you during character creation if you have an established relationship with any of the recruitable NPCs, and the story adjusts itself to accommodate whatever you tell it, because your character is a person who lives in the world and has a history within it, not a cipher who sprang into existence fully-formed during the tutorial mission.

(And yes, it’ll accept any recruitable NPC as an answer to any relationship question, no matter how unlikely. Is the mysterious ninja assassin who doesn’t become playable until act 3 your childhood friend? Is the thousand-year-old alien decapod you encounter lurking amid the ruins of an unexplored world your grumpy ex? Are you boning the eight-ton warbot? Anything is possible!)

amorphine:

milesjai:

kingdomheartstwo:

hotcheetoprincess:

go….. off

they are married to each other like yas fuck my whole life up

i feel like this never has enough info when it goes around so for those curious: this is ayabambi (otherwise known as aya sato and bambi), a japanese dance duo who are in fact engaged in real life and actually did a vogue photoshoot to celebrate the supreme court marriage ruling

theyve been in lots of music videos and adverts and stuff

lets not forget that their mentor is a drag queen named Mikey

I will never be this cool