i wish i could call up toby fox on the phone right now and grab him by the shoulders and look into his eyes with my voice and ask him my deeply serious single question, which is: are most of the names in undertale just repurposed names of his fantrolls
it’s pretty wild that this reality is what we got in exchange for the cubs breaking their world series curse. not worth it imo.
i can fully imagine some dudebro cubs megafan drunkenly stumbling into a magic time machine & it telling him he can change 1 thing in the world and his go-to was for the cubs to win. now every day he watches the butterfly effect of his decision destroy all of humanity, with zero memory of that magic time machine because he was mad wasted. telling himself, sure, the world is rapidly going to so much shit, but at least i got to see my cubbies break the curse of the billy goat.
i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”
one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up
WHAT DID WE DO?!
When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:
“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”
I have Scottish ancestors who hated England so much, they helped fight battles against the English all the way in Germany. A small population of their Scottish descendants still live in Germany, today.
I’m a broken record about this but I cannot stand pop radicalism
I mean, the sort of thing where say a post on tumblr gets like 50,000 notes despite assuming a political worldview that if actually adopted would require a wholesale rejection of existing society, probably a vast restructuring of one’s life, probably a vigorous involvement in direct action, and while there may be 50,000 people out there who are doing that, you just know that most of those notes were just from people looking at the post and thinking “huh, this sounds cool and right-on, I guess”
People seem to be leading these weird double lives, where they will just act like “normal people” and then occasionally mouth statements that sound like they come from radical pamphlets like yeah, of course, everyone thinks that, right? and then they just carry on like it means nothing
I respect people who believe this stuff and consistently talk about it like they mean it, but I’m really confused by the people who are in the middle like this
eh, it’s youth. extreme things are very exciting when you’re twenty. when you’re filled with desperate, helpless rage at genuine evil for the first time, not DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW seems like the dumbest, most cowardly, most terrible thing.
and then you get off tumblr and look at your life, and like… ok but where exactly do i throw the molatov cocktail? my boss’s office? what happens to my cat if i go to jail? and i have a date on friday and i haven’t seen wonder woman yet. maybe i will go to work like normal today. just for now. just for a while.
eventually you’re thirty or forty, you have a kid, you have a house maybe, some things you’ve worked and scraped to get and keep, and you realize that when you see a picture in the newspaper of some college boy in a mask throwing a flaming bottle, you don’t think “yeah! direct action!!” you think “FIRE IS NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN STAY AWAY FROM US.” when someone talks about how property is theft, you think, “is that code for you’re going to steal my stuff for the greater good? where will we sleep? what will my children eat?”
when you’re twenty, you have little to lose and a lot of feelings. so you like and reblog and talk about ANGRY COOL ACTION POLITICS FOR HEROES. and probably that’s all you do, because you’re not actually suicidal and you do like living indoors. but the feelings are genuine. the anger is real. hell, the people the more excitable antifascists want to kill with baseball bats are mostly pretty horrible and i would definitely not want to be stuck in an elevator with them. so i wouldn’t say it’s fake or a pose.
i try not to rain on their parade too often. sometimes i just can’t help myself, though. i have the dad nature. every so often i have to be like THAT IS ENOUGH RUNNING WITH SCISSORS FOR ONE DAY PLEASE. sometimes people listen and sometimes they don’t.
cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today
millennial: oh that’s ok no worries 🙂
baby boomer:
But listen that’s the thing.
We are short staffed almost 97% of the time at my retail job. Because corporate has figured out you can overwork 4 people at minimum wage instead of paying for the 8 people you should probably have to be on the clock.
Baby boomers grew up with stores that were adequately staffed, with workers who most likely had weeks of training for their jobs as opposed to the 1-2 shadow shift training we get now. Also those workers most likely were able to be full time if they wanted. Now retail, except for management positions, is mostly made up of part time workers, because you don’t have to give them benefits. So you have a workforce of perpetually underpaid, overwhelmed, undertrained people trying to do their best all while dealing with an entire generation of people who refuse to acknowledge that the system has changed and the average retail worker has NO control over that change and is being taken advantage of.
Like we got our customer surveys back, and almost every single one mentioned that they couldn’t find someone to help them or we needed more people on register because it was TOO SLOW, but what did management tell us instead of scheduling more people? We need to be quicker on register and call for backup if necessary. Which makes no sense because we can’t call for backup THAT ISN’T THERE.
Y’all my parents haven’t worked retail since the 70s and they absolutely never believe me about the things that happen at work. I explain the schedule for next week gets hung up on the Friday before and they scoff and go “well when i worked at X they had it a month up your manager is just lazy.” No mom, its company policy to only do “two weeks” in advance. They won’t give you a full month’s scheduling in advance cause it let’s you plan for a world outside of work.
Or about the hours, workload or anything. They just assume its an individual’s failing instead of corporate mandate. Or, if they do believe me (that its company policy) they call it ridiculous and point out some survey that argues its Good Business to do (insert decent thing here).As if they think the higher ups don’t know this and are simply ignorant of Good Business Practices. They don’t understand that retail has completely shifted from caring about its employees to squeezing out every penny now instead of investing it for later.
Cause that isn’t how it was when they worked and they just can’t seem to see otherwise.
I think there should be a ‘bring-your-parent-to-work-day’ instead of ‘bring-your-kid-to-work-day’, it would shock so many parents and would probably make them finally realize how much retail indeed has changed in the US.
when i first got hired as a cashier, my manager who had been doing that since she was like 17 in 1975 told me that back in The Days, when you were hired as a cashier in a grocery store it was a) a well paid job & you could get full time work easily b) a respected career choice c) the store closed at 6pm and was closed on Sundays so the hours were a lot more pleasant d) they made you go to cashier school for 2 weeks, which was basically a fake grocery store and you just learned the trade completely before even meeting a customer now its like : you get like 20 hours a week, bullshit shifts like 3:45 to 10:15, a 20 minutes training before being thrown to the wolves, customers tell you you deserve your shitty lowlife job as soon as you don’t thoroughly kiss their ass
The millennial experience is tied to growing income inequality and the indentured servitude of student loan debt
“but keeper where will people get their food from” THEY WILL LICK CAVE LICHEN GROWN IN THE SHAPE OF PURE GEOMETRIC SHAPES ON OUR CAVE WALLS, GAINING NOURESHMENT BOTH PHYSICALLY… AND SPIRITUALLY
DO YOU DOUBT THE TENNENTS OF DIRTMODERNISM
IT IS THE IDEOLOGICALLY PROPER THING TO CRAVE THAT MINERAL
*licking the espresso molds* we made a mistake following the comic book history blogger
You just don’t appreciate the fact that by carving a bunch of cubes into this mountainside I have converted our very lives into a constantly changing three dimensional comic book.
I’ve achieved the REAL revolution, a revolution of PURE ART
KEEP LICKING
*other cave dweller licking a latte flavored mold cube* I hear the Franco-Belgian comic theory blogger has a way better cave complex
this is it, this is the weirdest content I’ve ever seen.