The Washington Capitals bench reacts to Evgeny Kuznetsov’s OT game winning goal to send them to the Eastern Conference Finals
Game 6: WSH vs. PIT
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disease-danger-darkness-silence:
do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust
your fave is problematic: yourself
Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better.
Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker.
Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.
This is why purity culture doesn’t work!!! We’re all shit! We can all grow and do better!
I love in hockey when a player scores a goal and just turns around and screams at the crowd while the crowd screams back it’s so weird
I love how the immediate thing to do in hockey after you score is throw your hands up in the air and wait for other fluffy marshmallow men to come and give you hugs
I love how when a team wins the first thing they do is hug and pet the goalie on the head, like he’s an affectionate old dog that they grew up with
IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!
the original sentence is the kicker from one of my absolute favorite tim kreider essays and i demand that all 31k people who have reblogged it go read the whole piece, the thesis of which is “a no from me dawg”
vegas is such a “fuck you” team
expansion teams are supposed to suck? fuck you, we started the season virtually undefeated on home ice
our hot start isn’t sustainable? fuck you, we won our division
the playoffs are different and we’ll probably succumb to a more experienced team? fuck you, we swept the first round
the ideal body is just…having no body at all. being just a fuckig floating head. #androgyny goals
I don’t even want a head. The real goal is to peel away the layers of definition until all that remains is a non-locally writhing state of maybe.
i can’t wait till i’m 45 and they start putting 2009-2012 pop hits on the “classic” radio station. i’m gonna embarrass my teenage daughter by fucking blasting Party Rock Anthem on our way to school
Older music wasn’t better the bad stuff just wasn’t remembered
whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.




