ziimmermanns:

no no you know what? fuck this

I want an update where rans and holster sit down with whiskey and actually try and figure out why he isn’t clicking with the team and what they can do to help him click with the team and basically whiskey actually opens up to them (bc honestly how can u not have u Seen ransoms jawline it’s just begging for you to tell secrets to it) and they help him through some of his issues regarding Bro Culture™ and he becomes extremely good friends with everyone on the hockey team and lardo helps him through his whole asexual realization thing

and it just shows rans and holster being gr9 captains and really understanding and doing everything they can to help out this poor fresher who doesn’t really understand a lot about himself and I love ransom and holster and whiskey so much and I really love the idea of them having a gr8 bromance together

aegisaglow:

snakepeople:

the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian

alpha john was probably a saboteur, because that is the sweetest prank of all. he was just good enough never to get caught, in part because he doesn’t have the strilonde urge to stab one’s enemies in the eyes and ride their corpses down a waterfall

lumenflora:

lumenflora:

I see your “romantic relationships shouldn’t be more important than platonic relationships” and raise you “romantic relationships shouldn’t be rooted in anything but strong, healthy, and mutually rewarding friendships anyways”

i haven’t stopped seeing notes for this since I posted it and I just wanna reiterate: it’s really important that you don’t get romantically involved with people you can’t be friends with. Separating a romantic relationship from a platonic context is unhealthy. Your romantic partner/s should always be your friend/s.

inspectormuffinthetimemuffin:

accidentalavenger:

ominouslymathematical:

accidentalavenger:

ominouslymathematical:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ominouslymathematical:

FUCK ME I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA FOR A SITCOM EVER HOLY SHIT

TELL ME MORE 😀

TWO ALIENS LIVING TOGETHER, TRYING TO INTEGRATE INTO HUMAN SOCIETY, BUT EACH THINKS THE OTHER IS HUMAN, SO THEY BOTH HAVE TO TRY AND ACT AS HUMAN AS POSSIBLE, BUT NEITHER GETS IT EXACTLY RIGHT, BUT NEITHER OF THEM CAN TELL WHAT’S WRONG

I adore this.

Can I suggest their steadily worried human neighbour who has to deal with issues and comes up with wilder and wilder theories every week but is never correct (ghosts, demon possession, poisoning, lizard people, government conspiracy but aliens? Don’t be ridiculous).

Also all the info which they have access to is several years out of date so at least one of the aliens doesn’t understand why it’s not the 80s anymore.

WELL DANG THAT’S BRILLIANT

ANOTHER IMPORTANT PART OF THIS SHOW WILL BE THE STRAIGHTBAITING

YES. ALSO ALIENS WHO ARE BAFFLED BY GENDER. ONE OF THEM IS SLIGHTLY HORRIFIED AND TRIES DESPERATELY TO PLAY ALONG. THE OTHER JUST FINDS IT HILARIOUS.

A tired government worker has been onto the aliens from the start, but doesn’t want to report the aliens in because it would mean more work, plus they find the aliens kinda endearing, so they keep pretending to be convinced by the aliens’ excuses for being weird and finds excuses not to be looking when the aliens slip up.

just-a-spoonful-of-fuck-you:

vaspider:

ohgodhesloose:

jasoncanty01:

heyblackrose:

barbotrobot:

esiuqram:

tevinsupreme:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

ESIUQRAM

Here’s a really good post about this.

And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.

Cool, huh?

Beautiful

People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.

Same way they denied the Really Gay Egyptian Tomb, too. It’s kind of a Thing.

This post is amazing, I’m so glad it exists. I have learned.

Bless ✨👌🏼

141-point-12:

When you say a fandom is dead, it’s a bit of a blow to people who are still producing and enjoying work for that fandom. You’re basically saying what they’re doing doesn’t matter, doesn’t count, which might discourage them from continuing to participate.

If one person is creating content, the fandom isn’t dead.

If one person is consuming content, the fandom isn’t dead.

If two friends are chatting on skype about their OTPs, that’s fandom.

If someone doodles drawings of their favorite characters on a napkin, that’s fandom.

Just because someone is producing content for one fandom doesn’t mean they have to leave another.

Not every fandom can be the big, new, shiny and popular thing.

Not every fandom *should* be the big, new, shiny, and popular thing.

It’s okay to have small, tight-knit fandoms. They can be just as fulfilling and entertaining as the big ones.

spainkitty:

ketolic:

So i’ve been reading some REALLY GOOD FANFICTION and it sort of rekindled all my love for otp and jumpstarted my long-lost creative drive so I dug this old picture up because I still really like it, and finally finished it. 

So. team switch. Please consider…White Knight Sena…Devil linebacker Shin…2nd year sena vs 1st year shin. Sena inspiring Shin this time around…THe possibilities r ENDLESS!!

okay, firstly, fucking adorable. That’s what this is. I love the coloring.

And I’m VERY intrigued by the the switch trope. Like, what if they still met in passing as kids, right, and Shin goes through school in track or something, trying to be like that kid, and then Hiruma sees how strong and fast he is and KNOWS he’s going up against ES21, who’s a total twerp but WAY TOO FAST, and then Shin gets on the team and faces Sena and realizes IT’S THAT BOY! THE ONE WHO STARTED EVERYTHING AND HE PROMISES TO BECOME THE BEST LINEBACKER EVER, TO CATCH HIS SEMPAI AT LONG LAST. OMGOSH, WHAT IF HE BLUSHES AS HE SAYS IT, HIS ADORABLE EAR-BLUSHING (THAT I TOTALLY MADE UP). AND SENA’S JUST LIKE “WHAAA EH?” AND THINKS SHIN HAS A CRUSH ON HIM THE ENTIRE TIME HAHAHAHAHA