Tag: will we never be free

neproxrezi:

infinitevacancy:

stritram:

thepioden:

galaxa-13:

tozier-the-trashmouth:

i never understood the pain of a homestuck-dominated tumblr but now i am crippled by fear at the sheer extent of how much i dont know what the fuck is going on

The Homestucks arise again and a new generation of tumblr users learn the true meaning of fear.

Oh sweet summer child, this is but a faint murmur of Homestuck nonsense. A sparse, spare dusting of hemospectrum zodiac bullshit. A fragile echo of fantrolls and children in grey bodypaint.

#1 M3T 4 TR4V3L3R FROM 4N 4NT1QU3 L4ND
#WHO S41D TWO V4ST TRUNKL3SS L3GS OF STON3 ST4ND 1N TH3 D3S3RT
#N34R TH3M ON TH3 S4ND H4LK SUNK 4 SH4TT3R3D V1S4G3 L13S
#WHOS3 FROWN 4ND CURL3D L1P 4ND SN33R OF COLD COMM4ND
#T3LL TH4T 1TS SCULPTOR W3LL THOS3 P4SS1ONS R34D
#TH3 H4ND TH4T MOCK3D TH3M 4ND TH3 H34RT TH4T F3D
#4ND ON TH3 P3D3ST4L TH3S3 WORDS 4PP34R
#K4RK4L1C1OUS D3F1N1T1ON M4K3S T3R3Z1 LOCO
#LOOK ON MY WORKS Y3 M1GHTY 4ND D3SP41R
#NOTH1NG B3S1D3 R3M41NS ROUND TH3 D3C4Y
#OF TH4T COLOSS4L WR3CK BOUNDL3SS 4ND B4R3
#TH3 LON3 4ND L3V3L S4NDS STR3TCH F4R 4W4Y

brooke.

brooke.

i will not apologise for art

taliabobalia:

taliabobalia:

it’s pretty wild that this reality is what we got in exchange for the cubs breaking their world series curse. not worth it imo.

i can fully imagine some dudebro cubs megafan drunkenly stumbling into a magic time machine & it telling him he can change 1 thing in the world and his go-to was for the cubs to win. now every day he watches the butterfly effect of his decision destroy all of humanity, with zero memory of that magic time machine because he was mad wasted. telling himself, sure, the world is rapidly going to so much shit, but at least i got to see my cubbies break the curse of the billy goat.

The sings as people who didn’t understand what the “Sings as” post was a reference to

miss-serket:

Aries: “I guess I’m ok with mine.”
Taurus: “Wow this makes me feel super confident.” 
Gemini: “Half of me thinks this is stupid, the other half feels i may be an in-joke.”
Cancer: “Fucking unrealistic I hate this. Unfollowed.”
Leo: “Wow I DO like cats!”
Virgo: “I don’t act like that, this isn’t worth a reblog.”
Libra: “To be fair I did lick that swingset that one time.”
Scorpio: “This is total shit, they’re talking about spiders. It’s Scorpio, idiots.” 
Sagittarius: “Wow this is like… So me… I feel it on a deep level. Horses, yeah.” 
Capricorn: “Haha lol what?”
Aquarius: “Everyone knows astrology is fake you asshole.” 
Peixes: “They spelled Pisces wrong???”

How The Signs Will Die

Aries: Dead from the beginning
Taurus: Stabbed through by their enemy
Gemini: Tripping down a flight of stairs
Cancer: Pushed into lava
Leo: Protecting their best friend
Virgo: Fakes own death, is actually still living happily
Libra: Death by lovesickness
Scorpio: Doesn’t die, just… disappears
Sagittarius: Murdered by a superior
Capricorn: Rightfully murdered
Aquarius: Sawed in half
Pisces: Murdered by ex-lover