I am writing this on February 20th, 2013. I do not
know when, or if, I will ever post it. But since you’re reading it now, it can
only mean one thing: the MSPA Prophet is dead, and it is now safe for me to
tell the world how I knew when updates were coming.
all I ask for in the new star wars films is leia with a lightsaber
I don’t think they give non-force sensitives lightsabers, but I also don’t think they’ve established Leia as force sensitive or not, so who knows
leia is anakin’s daughter. if she’s not force sensitive, I’ll eat my shoe.
The heck do you mean “they haven’t established Leia as Force-sensitive?”
Have you not seen Empire Strikes Back? The movie where her Force-sense was pinging every five minutes? Or in Return of the Jedi: “The Force is strong in my family. I have it. My father has it. My sister has it.” “In time, you’ll learn to use that power too.”
Leia is just as much a basket of potential-Jedi as Luke is.
“No, there is another.” HOW DID YOU MISS THAT
Because girl.
“In Expanded Universe materials set after Return of the Jedi, Leia is portrayed as a founding member of the New Republic. Although most of her life is devoted to such matters of state, she engages in limited study of the Jedi arts, with Luke as her teacher. Notably, she wields a blue lightsaber that she built herself.” [x]
fake geek boys
Even the dang trailer SPELLS “My sister has it”
“I’m sure Luke wasn’t on that thing when it blew…” “He wasn’t. I can feel it.”
fake geek boys
this post is golden
reblogging cause one of my followers tried to tell me Leia isn’t force sensitive
There it is. The first Fake Geek Boys post I ever loved.
What kind of dingus doesn’t think Leia isn’t a Magic Space Laser Queen.
insisting a fictional culture uses a sexagesimal number system is all fun and games until you keep having to invent words because so many things in english are rooted in base-10
What kind of words?
Decimate? Decade?
decade, but also measurements of distance. there is now an elaborate backstory for where they get their measurement systems from, which i will never actually use or share, it will just exist in the ether as a weird fact that only i know
You ever try rooting through language for words derived from real-world location names and proper nouns? Words you’d logically have to cut out of usage for a fictional setting? There’s a LOT of them. More than you’d think.
for the most part i don’t worry about it, because literally everything and anything can be handwaved away as a translation—as long as they’re still referring to a person who gets off on hurting people, the word ‘sadist’ is an acceptable translation to english of whatever word they actually use, and regardless of whether their society has secretaries we can still translate whatever they call that weird-ass bird to secretary bird. hell, most of the time i take the handwaving one step further, like “okay well obviously they don’t have ducks on this weird fantasy planet but this bird is similar enough to a duck that if an english speaking person moved there they would call it a duck” because if a ruffed grouse can be a partridge then why the can’t this fake water bird be a duck. if it’s a lumpy brown starch that grows underground then english speakers are going to call it a potato because that’s just how language works. if i’m going to have a fiction that english speakers can read then it’s going to have to be in english regardless of whatever fictional language they would surely use instead and that makes everything an approximate translation imho. BUT my problem is when they are referring to something totally different, i.e., they don’t refer to a collection of ten years because that number has no real significance, they refer to a collection of twelve instead, so the word ‘decade’ doesn’t work at all. or measurements of distance, which are always totally arbitrary no matter what culture you’re from! the meter is ultimately no less bullshit than the foot. no language in real life has a word for “the length of this fictional person’s forearm, which has for a number of historical and cultural reasons become the standard around which our system of measuring length is based” let alone a word for “sixty of that person’s forearm”. you can’t just say a mile, or a kilometer, or a league, because those are different distances! english speakers who moved to this fake place would not just start calling sixty forearms a mile; they would use whatever word the locals used, and then figure out how to convert one length to the other rather than just adopt their perfectly good system of measurement like reasonable people.
which makes writing about it A HUGE PAIN but anyway
This is an excellent post but also I am DYING to read the backstory and info on the base-sixty counting system.
I have a client who
communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.
If she has something
to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.
Whenever she wants to
email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its
background.
But my favorite thing
was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL
(“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word,
made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.
honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp
And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him
my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that
I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address – I’ll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said “there are places we’ve never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we’ve never been before, and we’re all going to go explore it together.”
I had a dream my family housed the Obamas for a weekend and one morning Obama made us oatmeal for breakfast and, looking at my disappointed face because I don’t like oatmeal, he said “regardless of what we taste, if we eat together, we are happy.”
Once I dreamt that Michelle Obama was running a campaign to give homes to all the feral pigeons and her husband came to my house and gave me a pamphlet that just had a picture of a pigeon on it and he looked me in the eyes and said “who would you be without them?”
honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp
And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him
my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that
I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address – I’ll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said “there are places we’ve never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we’ve never been before, and we’re all going to go explore it together.”