xekstrin:

piebutt:

sir-scandalous:

ayellowbirds:

rosswoodpark:

kilbaro:

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I hate the ocean what the fuck

big harmless friend, mostly made of face

I love the music it’s like in a video game when you’re messing around with large native beasts

it’s fucking donkey kong music that’s why

https://youtu.be/LDvKwSVuUGA

I played this for like 2 seconds and Fareon IMMEDIATELy pinged it as DK music im dying

freckledennis:

slumbermancer:

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body.

that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

endgaem:

fatgirlopinions:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

curiouslyhigh:

cthulhupeelz:

bri-ecrit:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

rafi-dangelo:

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations – you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

Honestly. I didn’t realize I got used to this until I saw this post. And then I noticed! ALL THE DAMN TIME!

I love my friends with kids even more now for not pulling this bullshit.

This is fucking infuriating.

MOMSPLAINING.

i unfriend people who try this

Wowwww

This photo set singlehandedly made me never want to have children