i’m a good man and i’m well versed in the social sciences but i think the funniest thing in the world would be a guy gently peeing a few urinals down, you know, nothing weird, but he pulled down his pants to his knees to do it, okay so you’re feeling a little uneasy but he’s just peeing, you can’t see anything, but instead of just putting his dick away at the end he smack his hands together like he’s done fixing a car yells “WELL! TIME TO SHIT!” spins around on one foot and squats and farts into the urinal i mean what would i even do i don’t know i’d book it for sure i wouldn’t stick around for a second fart and i’d be terrified but i think after the fact nothing would ever make me laugh again you know
how do you pee gently
well you don’t just blast off like a horse before a race you kind of stand or sit it works the same no extra muscles involved if you’re the type to do either i reckon but you just sort of close your eyes and let it flow and you’ll note how weak the stream is. that’s all
*writing down very fast and quickly* hmmnn yes i see… thank you for your time
just moving along like everyone else 