OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”
I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.”
OMG I LOOKED UP THE FIREFIGHTER FABRIC AND NOW I WANT TO MAKE IT INTO A SKIRT AND WEAR IT WORK IT’S THE BEST THING EVER!!!
But even the firefighter print can’t top the Christmas one…
PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS HE LOOKS LIKE ROBERTO XD
That is definitely Roberto now I need 73,000 bolts of that and decorated my house and the rest of the street with it.
what even is the top/bottom thing in fandom
presumably people perform multiple types of sexual intercourse??? and no one is more dominant in a relationship bc it’s between equals? unless it’s a bdsm thing or abuse in which respectively okay and wow no
i dont understand
do people not switch it up in relationships??? ive never been in one so idk
just moving along like everyone else 