happy new year! i got you a present: this goal from february 2010. start at 0:43, with the caps on the PP. at 0:51, Ovi breaks his stick—you can see him leave the zone at the right bottom corner of the screen to go get a new one. and then…well, then something delightful happens.
i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here