jumpingjacktrash:

theprophetchuck:

sissyhiyah:

suchanexquisitelie:

sparklyninjabot:

rainylayne:

biscuit-tornado:

beegoould:

thetrippytrip:

I’m the one in the middle

I love everything about this except the manbaby who left to get his poopy diaper changed

today on toxic masculinity theatre: a demonstration of why a subtle sneer and turning aside to drink your beer isn’t a good response to being on the kisscam

Honestly, this is just so good.

I watched this about 6 times and I’m not anywhere close to being done enjoying it yet.

The woman that can’t stop laughing makes my soul smile.

LOL

fella with the sprite is her date now

shop class dropout malfoy is going home all by himself

mousathe14:

johncribati:

mousathe14:

dolcedonn:

itskyalenotkyle:

This was so elaborate for no reason lol

This nigga gettin way too powerful he must be stopped.

WHAT THE HELL

King Vader is… he is growing in strength exponentially

Were those crane shots? Motherglubber got crane shots. Aerial shooting ain’t cheap!

Might have been a drone. You could get a decent one for under $100 it just needs to be able to support the camera.

More importantly where he get a horse?

You’re right. I’m so old fashioned I forgot about drones and the idea of expensive crane or copter shots occupied my mind so much it completely didn’t occur to me

HE GOT A GODDAMN HORSE SOMEHOW, RENTING THOSE IS PROBABLY MORE PRICY THAN THE DRONE WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY IS THIS

hrovitnir:

rokirovka:

theminism:

raveger:

enrique262:

captain-price-official:

marcommarco:

inzertbreaks:

tomroughneck:

Meanwhile in Russia

annyi.

gente decisa

The bigger vehicle has right of way.

Russians cannot into chill.

This is what I call a satisfying video

@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you

speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?

speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.

speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.

speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.

speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there

speaker 2: What the heck

speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow

speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!

speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!

speaker 2: I’m filming!

speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!

speaker 2: Guys, calm down!

[the reckoning arrives]

speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]

speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.