Tag: though an aromantic can also be aromatic if they have cologne or perfume on

dharmagun:

malachi-is-shiny:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

edcynic:

spookyphernelia:

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

I was not prepared

I WAS *slides across garage floor on knees*