When your moirail brings along you and their matesprit.
When you go somewhere with your matesprit but you don’t realize your kismesis is there too.
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When you’re dead inside but you still gotta be the auspistice.
When your moirail finally gets their flush crush.
When two of your quadrants are starting to flush flirt.
TFW you’ve had it up to here with your auspistees.
When your moirail is trying too hard to wingman.
TFW you realize your moirail’s kismesis has a really nice butt.
two versions
highroading the kismesis like
when your moirail decides to do something safe and healthy
when your matesprit is looking especially radiant
Having fun w/ your moirail but then remembering you were supposed to be auspistizing
When your kismesis won’t shut up about their new moirail
When you get in red with your kismesis’s ex matesprit
BUCKET
When you look away from your auspistees for two seconds
When you start flirting with your kismesis’ ex-matesprit
When you gotta make sure your moirail’s new matesprit will never hurt them
When even your moirail is getting pissed off with your ashen partner
When you and your kismesis are both flush crushing on the same person- and you intend to win
When you go out with your moirail and their auspistees tag along.
When you realize too late it was probably a bad idea to accept your dumbass kismesis’s invite to hang out with them and their quadrants.
When there’s a shit ton of vacillation going on in your romance web to the point you honestly aren’t sure where you stand at the moment.
when the kismesprit’s trying to be flirty but you flip pitch
(alternatively, above: when the moirail’s trying to pacify you but you Wanna Fite)
when the bae’s having a crisis
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