i feel like i bumped into my 80s jock soulmate in the kitchen and our eyes lock in slow-mo while the high school party in the basement rages on showing no sign of ending badly
toto’s africa, a-ha’s take on me, and the proclaimer’s i’m gonna be (500 miles)
i’ve gotten a lot of people saying that i’m wrong and should have included other songs (all of which are also bangers and include never gonna give you up, come on eileen, and bony m’s rasputin) but not a single person has mentioned the fucking beatles so honestly? this post has been a resounding success and i thank you all for your participation
– It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
– there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
– I bless the rains down in Africa
– it’s gonna take some time to do the things we never had
self care is listening to Africa by Toto for 22 hours straight, staring into the void until all your feelings, impulses, muscles, and skin melt away and you are but a pile of bones vibrating along to 80’s synth wave