Tag: the signs as meme

typinquirk:

the signs as monster factory quotes 🙂

aries: what’s the deal with me being extinct?

taurus: oh uh uh oh! uh! uh oh! oops! oh no! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! oh no! oops! oops a daisy!

gemini: right now i’m “kissing the frog.” that’s what i call hacking the matrix

cancer: fuck, fuck, aw shit i quoted seinfeld

leo: how underrepresented are furries in fighting games?

virgo: you’ve got infinite babies… you’ve got an axe that can kill god… the dopest dress… a fucking great look

libra: she is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge, and the executioner

vriska: strength 10, luck 10, and the other two points we can just throw right away

sagittarius: please move i’m so wet. i’m so sweaty and wet

capriclown: here is where you do your dark deeds in your flesh church

aquarius: i think weapons are really just accessories

pisces: this is some lovecraft shit in an infinite ocean

the signs as iconic nhl moments

aries: you can’t do that!
taurus: that one time pk subban tried to kiss carey price straight on the lips in front of a worldwide audience
gemini: i drink coffee before the game so i can fart in the crease
cancer: gucci purse
leo: what is violence, anyway?
virgo: i’d have my cock out if i scored four goals. i’d have my cock out, stroking it
libra: what are you the bottle police?
scorpio: i just wanted to say what a piece of shit i think lucic is
sagittarius: it was not an equipment problem, so let’s just leave it at that
capricorn: i don’t like any guy on their team
aquarius: if mike richards thinks we’re getting away with murder, i don’t know what he just got away with. mass murder? like are we stepping up a notch?
pisces: maybe he’s just jealous, i have hair, he don’t have hair

The signs as DnD subclasses

momnar:

momnar:

Aries: Wizard, Necromancy 

Taurus: Ranger, Beast master 

Gemini: Sorcerer, Wild Surge 

Cancer: Cleric, War Domain 

Leo: Druid, Circle of the Moon 

Virgo: Paladin, Oath of Devotion 

Libra: Bard, College of Lore 

Scorpio: Rogue, Arcane Trickster 

Sagittarius: Monk, Way of the Open Fist 

Capricorn: Barbarian, Path of the Berserker 

Aquarius: Fighter, Eldritch Knight 

Pisces: Warlock, Old Ones

The sings as people who didn’t understand what the “Sings as” post was a reference to

miss-serket:

Aries: “I guess I’m ok with mine.”
Taurus: “Wow this makes me feel super confident.” 
Gemini: “Half of me thinks this is stupid, the other half feels i may be an in-joke.”
Cancer: “Fucking unrealistic I hate this. Unfollowed.”
Leo: “Wow I DO like cats!”
Virgo: “I don’t act like that, this isn’t worth a reblog.”
Libra: “To be fair I did lick that swingset that one time.”
Scorpio: “This is total shit, they’re talking about spiders. It’s Scorpio, idiots.” 
Sagittarius: “Wow this is like… So me… I feel it on a deep level. Horses, yeah.” 
Capricorn: “Haha lol what?”
Aquarius: “Everyone knows astrology is fake you asshole.” 
Peixes: “They spelled Pisces wrong???”

How The Signs Will Die

Aries: Dead from the beginning
Taurus: Stabbed through by their enemy
Gemini: Tripping down a flight of stairs
Cancer: Pushed into lava
Leo: Protecting their best friend
Virgo: Fakes own death, is actually still living happily
Libra: Death by lovesickness
Scorpio: Doesn’t die, just… disappears
Sagittarius: Murdered by a superior
Capricorn: Rightfully murdered
Aquarius: Sawed in half
Pisces: Murdered by ex-lover