The Adventure Zone but with Percy Jackson style episode titles

dingusmcdougall:

  1. Merle Studies His Cantrips
  2. We Have Tea With a Bugbear
  3. Taako Steals Some Shoes
  4. We Meet Magic Brian
  5. Taako Tries to Eat a Robe
  6. We Hide in a Well
  7. We Drink Magic Jellyfish Shit
  8. Magnus Takes up Arms
  9. We Shop At Fantasy Costco
  10. Magnus Gets Naked
  11. We Get Hosed By Tom Bodett
  12. Jenkins Saves a Spell Slot
  13. We Get Crabs
  14. Merle Plays Diarrhea Cop
  15. Magnus Gains a Lot of Weight
  16. Taako Steals Some Silverware
  17. Magnus Eats Unicorn Dick
  18. Merle Seduces a Plant
  19. Magnus Chops a Treant’s Butt Off
  20. We Fight Weeds on Floor Twenty
  21. Merle Finds Some Extreme Teens
  22. Can You Nonlethally Cleave an NPC in Twain?
  23. We Create Our Fursonas
  24. Merle Swims With the Fishes
  25. We Meet Garyl, the Phantom Binicorn
  26. Taako Enlarges a Motorcycle
  27. Hurley Drives Off a Cliff
  28. Johann and the Voidfish Have a Jam Session
  29. Lucretia’s Necklace Ruins Candlenights
  30. We Are Serenaded By a Rock
  31. Taako Eats a Sandwich
  32. We Quiz a Robot
  33. We Meet the Hugbears
  34. God Lies
  35. Merle Gets Wood
  36. Taako Invents Hentai
  37. Merle Unmakes Some Souls
  38. Magnus Eats the Philosopher’s Stone
  39. We Create a Spiral Mantube
  40. Magnus Goes Rogue
  41. We Get a Shopping Montage
  42. We Die
  43. Taako Meets a Fan
  44. We Blow Up a Locker Room
  45. We Have a Talk With a Skeleton
  46. We Rob a Bank
  47. We Receive a Ball, a Sack, and a Tool
  48. We Chat With the Dishware of Christmas Past
  49. We Flee the Worm
  50. Taako Accessorizes
  51. Magnus Packs a Box of Shrunken Boys
  52. We Play Monster Factory
  53. We Find a Severed Head
  54. We Try to Date a Mannequin
  55. Merle Does Some Healing
  56. Magnus is Skinjacked by the Marketing Department
  57. We Discover Some Very Familiar Pants
  58. We Visit Garfield’s Secret Evil Lab
  59. Merle and Taako Trip Balls
  60. Magnus Wrassles the Power Bear
  61. Griffin Breaks Travis’s Universe
  62. We Get a Beach Episode
  63. Merle Plays Chess With the Final Boss
  64. Taako Does Inspirational Plagiarism
  65. Lup Burns Down the DMV
  66. We Create the Seven McGuffins of Doom
  67. We Have a Family Reunion
  68. Taako Gets in a Foodtruck Explosion
  69. We Found the Cult of Jeffandrew
  70. Epilogue: Magnus Gets a Dog

umbraastaff:

umbraastaff:

i wonder if magnus ever lies awake at night, thinking there must be something wrong with him because he can’t remember small things that should be important

he knows his parents and he knows great sideburns run in the family (or he thinks they do? the evidence is in his name and face, so he has to be right). but he doesn’t remember where his parents even live. he’s their only child and he can’t even get an address in his head, can’t even send a letter.

you know what, maybe he tried to send a letter once, when he was drunk. he scribbled a messy letter that made sense at the time, but was nonsense later. the mailman knew him (because everyone knew him in Raven’s Roost) so he got the letter back with an added note that “sorry mag, we can’t read the address.” and the address isn’t quite illegible, because the letters are all there on the paper. but when anyone, even magnus himself, looks at it, they can’t string the letters together. and magnus kept that letter in his nightstand and kept trying to understand it through the headaches every day (because something important is written there, he’s sure) until his house burns down with his village and he loses grasp on the thought of it entirely.

jumpingjacktrash:

loscomicos:

I finally finished an animatic for The Adventure Zone! It’s one of my favorite parts from episode 4, a throwback to simpler times for the THB.

if you have been wondering what is taz and why will everyone never shut up about it, here is two minutes and thirty six seconds that should answer your question.

shit do i finally have to check out the adventure zone now