Hazeapalooza 2k16

Whiskey/Tango

Rating: T (with maybe a bit of M at the end it depends on the type of person you are)

A Twango fic ft. Whiskey’s inner monologue, a blindfold that might be jock strap, and the magical Haus basement where dreams come true

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“Tadpoles, this evening you partake in the most sacred of hockey rituals. Hazeapalooza bonds us in the Samwell brotherhood. Tonight you Taddies will crawl onto the shores of manhood naked, blindfolded, and– oh lord– bitch ass shit faced.” Bitty squinted at the index card in front of him, struggling to read aloud the rest of Shitty’s speech. “I’m sorry boys, I’ve had one too many beers tonight to pretend that I can read Shitty’s handwriting. The rest here is just chicken scratch. I’m gonna cut the spiel a little short.” Bitty conceded.

“Basically, we’re gonna walk y’all back to the house with blindfolds and we’re gonna make you drink a lot. Rans? Holtz? Do you guys wanna take it from here?” Bitty stepped away from center ice to begin distributing slices of pie, and the two captains proudly took his place.

Ransom puffs out his chest and looks confidently over the cluster of kneeling tadpoles, “Gladly, Bits. Now Listen up Taddies, ‘cause me and Holtzy are about to teach you fools a lesson on personal limits and knowing when to say no…”

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(Pose reference taken from soupery’s couple pose thing)

jackzirnmermann:

dark omgcp fandom show me the forbidden whiskey/tango content

I love ur art style so much!! do you think you could try tango bein all adorable like he does?

wingedwarbler:

Sure! heres tango and whiskey in class

aliciazimmermann:

i identify with tango because i also never have any idea what the hell is going on

zimbittle:

adamholsters:

the many faces of tango (pls note general confusion)

he’s skeptical and hooo boy he’s in for a ride

zimmboners:

ok but like everyone in the team being ~~lowkey~~ Highkey Jealous of tango because he’s one of the few people that can get introverted whiskey to be rly engaged in a conversation (one time they watched as whiskey excitedly talks to tango about Something and INTERRUPTS HIM!!! interrupts TANGO who is asking questions 24/7 25/8 what in the God Damnd Hell…)

so like they Try So Hard to get on whiskey’s “good side” like ya bet ur ass Bitty and Rans and Holster and Lardo and everyone’s linin up to ask whiskey about his day and his classes and stuff but….. their conversations don’t Click with whiskey but then tango comes in and whiskey’s like “!!!!! tony hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and everyone slouches their shoulders in Defeat. Fuckin RIP the Samwell Mens Hockey Team u stood no chance with my boy tony