Tag: tales from the blogger

is it just me or did tumblr just change something

im on my phone and suddenly im seeing everyones icons or something

to clarify im not on the mobile app im on safari bc the app sucks for me i like to have a billions tabs open at once

tags from op:

#misc#midotaka muse#okay but imagine a midotaka middle earth au#midorima is an archer elf and takao is a warrior man#and Midorima always tapes his left hand’s fingers as a sort of habit and also for protection#they meet when Takao accidentally enters into their territory and Midorima almost kills him#Takao starts staying with them after lots of stuff happens and they both teach each other about their own weapons#Midorima’s being an arrow and a bow and Takao’s being a sword#and Midorima suggests Takao to tape his right hand after realizing he can’t use it properly due to a past injury#and obviously elven bandages are like magical and shit#so he tapes Takao’s fingers and Takao insists that he does that everyday#and of course romance is a must and blah blah they fall in love etc#or something like that#of course the bandages might not be a permanent thing but i thought it would be a nice touch if they both would wear them most of the time#keep#yeah i might as well keep this#also thanks to Jules this can also work like Midorima being the warrior man and Takao being the archer elf with the hawk eye#that would work as well and Takao is incredibly gorgeous and ikemen so this might be even more fitting hmm

this is great i love tolkien and i love knb so putting the two together is great

but if you didn’t know i feel like i should tell you that in middle-earth humans and elves have different afterlifes so if one is human and the other is an elf when one of them dies they won’t meet again until possibly the ending and remaking of the world. you could make a lot of angst out of that if that’s how you like it. unless the elf is part human and decides to pull an arwen in which case that’s okay too.

Height Difference AUs

promptsfordays:

1. “I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”

2. “You were trying to reach for a box of cereal and a whole shelf’s-worth of cereal boxes fell on you here let me help”

3. “We’re both baristas and sometimes I have trouble reaching for things and I show up to work one day to find a personalized stool with hearts and my name on it i hATE YOU but also thanks”

4. “You are very tall and I am very short so you run into me all the time and honestly this is getting ridiculous”

5. I’m in art class and I just opened a cupboard to find a tiny person (you) squished inside and you just looked at and said “shh i’m hiding”

6. “We’re on the bus and I’m really not trying to take up your space I’m sorry I just have rlly rlly long legs” 

7. We’re at a concert and I can’t see a thing let me sit on your shoulders, maybe?” 

8. “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious” 

9. “i let you drive my car and you had to adjust the seats and windows how much???”

10. “every time i hug you my face goes right into your chest or armpit and i can’t breathe, also, get better deodorant”

11. “i might be shorter than you but i can still flip you over and knock you on your ass”

12. “we accidentally switched clothes in the laundry how idk exactly but i’m drowning in your sweatshirt and oh my god you’re stuck with my shirt halfway on istg you better not rip it that’s my favorite shirt”

13. “i keep knocking my head on things because i don’t duck while you laugh and don’t even have to move at all as you walk under them”

14. “i have a really long stride so one of my steps is like two or three of yours and we’ve laughed about it before but suddenly i’ve noticed how cute you look trotting at my side oh no”

15. “i am tiny so obviously i can’t reach this high thing how about you help me out since you’re tall oh wait it’s so high even you can’t get it shit no don’t jump you’ll knock it over-”

16. “you’re a beanpole who drank too much and now i have to cart your drunk ass home which is not easy let me tell you”