jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

lup: hey babe how do i look

barry: beautiful and perfect and amazing

lup: thanks babe i love you

taako: hey babe how do i look

kravitz: your blouse is just a bit too dark for the rest of your outfit, so you should change it to something more pastel. also, with that skirt you might want higher heels – this would be a good excuse to wear those boots we got last week. while you do that, i’ll go change my shirt so we aren’t completely clashing.

taako: thanks babe i love you

[later, on their double date]

taako: lup what the fuck are those cargo pants

lup: i don’t want to hear it. we’re at a trashy bar and you two look like you just stepped off the runway.

kravitz: all the world’s a stage, lup

our-happygirl500-fan:

questbedhead:

Justin: This is my character Taako and he’s a fucking idiot

Griffin: Hmmmm no, actually, he’s an incredibly competent wizard who was top in his class at magic NASA, so jot that down

Justin: K, so in his backstory Taako accidentally killed 40 people through his carelessness- 

Griffin: well, ACTUALLY, it turns out Taako was innocent all along! it was really his assistant who killed all those people because he was jealous of Taako, so, like, jot that down 

Justin: Okay, well before that Taako spent his childhood alone on the road, and he’s kinda paranoid cause he’s never had anyone to watch his back-

Griffin: BUT ACTUALLY HE HAD A SIBLING THAT LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS BEEN WATCHING OVER HIM THE WHOLE ADVENTURE AND DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH OUT TO HIM SO J O T  T H A T  D O W N

#Justin: so here’s my wizard he’s Awful#Griffin: excuse you taako has done nothing wrong ever in his life and i love him

roachpatrol:

pfdiva:

nicodiangeloshappymeal:

*sirens blaring in the distance*

Angus, who’s done nothing wrong in his entire life: they’ve found me

Taako, who’s committed the crime the sirens are blaring for: you better run boychik

#taako left angus’s magnifying glass at the crime scene#it’s part of magic training#taako considers evading police to be essential knowledge#calls it a cop quiz#like a pop quiz but you’re running ftom the cops! (via @leagueofaveragefolk)

blizardstar:

During the days after Here There Be Gerblins, Lup absolutely refuses to be let go of by her brother under any circumstances. However, due to her limited power in this situation, this manifests as the Umbrastaff falling over and rolling in Taako’s direction whenever he tries to set it down. Taako, presently in his Simple Idiot Wizard phase, fails to recognize that this is Not Typical Spellcasting Focus Behavior.

During the boys first night at the Bureau, the Umbrastaff won’t stop falling against the ladder to his bunk no matter how he sets it back up again and eventually, when he reaches down to fix it yet again, it turns and hooks around his wrist not letting him go. His reaction is simply, “Oh hey little buddy, wanna sleep with ol’ Taako do you? Hey I can’t blame you, who wouldn’t!” and pulls it up into bed with him and sleeps with the Umbrastaff like it’s a teddy bear.

It takes days before Lup lets Taako put her down and several weeks before she lets him out of sight when he’s not holding her. She almost panics when they ask for the boys weapons upon boarding the Rockport Limited and was never happier that she made her magic-absorbing superwand an inconspicuous umbrella than she was at that moment.

Everyone else just sort of accepts that Taako now has a magic umbrella that he has to hang on the towel rack when he takes a shower so it doesn’t constantly knock against the door of the bathroom for the entire time he’s in there. The best guess anyone has is there’s some charm on it that tied the Umbrastaff to it’s owner and a bit of that charm transferred over to Taako. (Lucretia secretly wonders if Lup had it charmed to find Taako if she perished, or if she charmed it to return to her and with Lup not present, the Umbrastaff thought Taako was close enough. Either way Lucretia is glad some part of Lup found Taako again after all these years, even if it’s not under the most desireable circumstances, unaware of the true extent to which she is correct.)

mathes0n:

mathes0n:

kravitz: look i know youre excited to finally meet my boyfriend, but can you please tone it down on the dramatics? just for tonight?

the raven queen, who had already invested in a fog machine and a staircase made of bones to descend upon: … ill see what i can do

kravitz: alright taako prepare to meet my boss, she’s been really hyped to see you

*kravitz opens the door to her room; pitch black smoke billows out dramatically*

kravitz: oh my god

the raven queen: T A A K O … W E   F I N A L L Y   M E E T

*she emerges from the smoke, descending upon a staircase of bones. shes wearing a long feathery black cape that seems to have no end*

the raven queen: W E L C O M E   .   .   .

*she sticks out her arms. ravens fly from her sleeves*

the raven queenT O   M Y   R E A L M 

kravitz: oh my god

taako, absolutely enthralled: *applauding enthusiastically*