a tumblr user: you know when you uh…. astral project… to walgreens…. to pick up some excedrin for your headache but get sidetracked in the “intimate care” aisle because your… soul projection just noticed that they actually stock tiny vibrators in-store at walgreens and it really catches you by surprise then you notice an employee staring at your shadowy, indistinct form which is awkwardly hunched over in front of the condom shelf and you have to struggle to explain what you’re doing there hahaha
someone with a junkrat icon and a 3 page long blocklist linked in their about: hey OP just wondering why did you kill wolfgang amadeus mozart with poison
have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:
that’s because of scrooge mcduck
Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics
so basically this character
who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this
which means that every time you get horny for this
or for these guys
you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker
No joke.
please don’t fuck the duck
Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn
it gets better
a lil while ago, tezuka’s daughter unlocked his work desk
what was inside?
a whack load of furry and transformation porn including one of a woman turning into a boob snake, locked away for SPECIAL OCCASION
when you are fapping to anime tiddies, you are fapping to the legacy of a furry artist
All anime tiddies descend from a literal furry’s admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character.
i never understood why everyone was so scandalized by the art locked in his desk cuz like
have you guys actually watched/read anything by tezuka