the insides of dead malls exist within a space that is separate from our own and if you explore hard enough you will find the gateways that link them together
savvy readers will connect the dots and realize this will effectively allow you to teleport from one location to another but this is not recommended as repeated traversals will merge one’s consciousness with the mall, trapping them inside forever
Hey, actual expert on this! Dead malls and the anachronistic realities contained within them are a new phenomenon caused by the overabundance of malls being built between the 1960s and 1990s, along with today’s economical decline. So not many people know this, but as previously said, teleporting and walking deep within the walls of dead malls leaves you at a very real risk of not coming back, physically and otherwise. Say for example you are coming across an old, abandoned K-Mart, do not enter the store, especially in the Fall fashion aisle of the ladies and girls department today. You can choose from our Hunters Glen collection, an array of fashion fall pants, sweaters and shirts, all in the latest styles and colors! For that sporty look, you have a great selection of novelty fleece tops, private labels, and label jeans! We also have a terrific selection of girls’ sweater and fleece separates to choose from. Don’t forget to use our convenient layaway on all these new fall fashions, and thank you, for shopping our K-Mart.
cursed soul of the shoppers realm, take leave from my sight. this world is not yours to inhabit.
Tag: something otherworldly
The Denny’s rule book: A simple guide
Denny’s is your local, friendly diner open 24 hours a day every day of the year. A place to relax and enjoy a breakfast at any hour, a fulfilling lunch or delicious dinner. All are welcome at Denny’s, and it’s your safest location, provided you follow this very simple guide for the nightly hours.
- Never close your eyes in a Denny’s parking lot.
- Walk calmly to the door; you will hear sounds. Do not look behind you.
- Always make sure the door closes behind you, unless it was already open when you arrived, in which case do not touch the door.
- Never sit at the table farthest from the front door. Your server will sometimes try to seat you there. Politely refuse and ask for another table.
- If you see a table with two salt-shakers, walk past it; that table is taken. Sit at the table directly across from it instead.
- Eat your pancakes. Box any leftovers; it would be a shame to waste food. It might attract something.
- Do not, under any circumstance, look into the eyes of your own reflection in the bathroom.
- If your server’s eyes turn black, do not panic; order a coffee with extra cream. Do not ask for a refill. Do not stare.
- Think you recognize someone who just walked in? Best to ignore it. It’s probably not what it seems. They will proceed to sit at the table farthest from the door.
- If you are walking past a Denny’s and you see yourself sitting in the corner booth through the window, keep walking. Do not eat at Denny’s that night.
- Did you tip? You better double check. It’s only polite to leave a tip.
- Do not ask questions. They will Notice.
Your local Denny’s is the perfect place for a delicious meal at all hours of the day. Hope you enjoy your next visit to any Denny’s Diner!
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