I recently have become very taken with the idea of tater/snowy?? Honestly they would be so hilarious together, I can only imagine that Tater would tease Snowy all the time and Snowy would just be so. done. But he loves tater nonetheless and y’all know they fuck with each other so much during practice it’s great
This is all Rachel/@dexondefense fault. Without further ado I present SNATER (snowy/tater)
-Tater’s first day on the team is tough. He doesn’t speak English too well and it’s a struggle to answer all the press questions about how he likes Providence and the new team.
-When he (finally) gets back to the locker room, everyone else has cleared out, their interviews much shorter
-Except one guy. The goalie? Tater doesn’t know his name but this guy’s still in there
-Goalie? is like “Hey dude welcome to the team! We’re happy to have you here!” and he’s? so pretty?
-Tater goes over and hugs him because that’s easier than finding the words.
-Snowy is surprised by this but. It’s nice. It’s really really nice. He wants to hug the new guy more often.
-This leads to after-practice hugs becoming a Thing. “For good luck!” they say. “He’s really cute!” they think. So they add in before-practice hugs for even more luck.
-Snowy takes it on himself to be Tater’s Official Tour Guide and shows him around the city. But he’d rather watch Tater watching the things. It’s so cheesy and adorable.
-One of the Aces rushes the goal during a game and Snowy gets hurt. Next period, Tater punches the guy so hard & so much he gets himself ejected from the game.
-Snow’s like “wtf? why would you do that?” and Tater’s like “I thought it was obvious. I like you.”
Anyways I’ve started shipping tater and snowy who wants 2 hear me yell about it
ANYWAYS they’ve been dating since tater came to the falconers and they live together and have an incredibly ugly dog and they don’t know what breed he is but he’s tiny and always gets under snowys feet when he’s walking around but somehow he never does it to tater and for every PR event tater gets them matching ties but snowy would rather die than do cheesy couple things also once snowy tried to do tater’s eyeliner but he kept moving so it ended up looking like he had a black eye
1) that much eyeliner but you couldnt be bothered to fill in your brows.
2) your mask is off you dont HAVE to drink water like that
3) why do u look like they forced you to be there. No matter where you are
4) why is your hair so pointy. You wear a helmet.
1) No one taught him how to do his makeup properly. He probably watched a ton of youtube makeup tutorials and just never thought about filling in his eyebrows. Buddy, you got a whole new world that’s gonna open up for ya
2) He’s channeling Braden Holtby shhhh. He probably idolizes Holtbae and wants to be just like him
3) He’s pretending to be Chill™ as goalies do but inside he’s completely unchill. To distract himself, he drinks some water
just moving along like everyone else 