Snowy may or may not wear high end eyeliner in his day-to-day, but when it comes to game day, he still uses the same Maybelline pencil liner that he bought for $5.99 when he was 16.
Blackest Black, “like my soul,” because you cannot convince me that this pretentious hipster goalie was not a certified jock edgelord when he was 16.
He lives in constant fear that Maybelline will discontinue the product.
awww now im picturing snowy tucking his head on a sleeping taters shoulder and just cuddling up to him a bit on a falcs roadie and when they land they’re both fast asleep and kinda tangled up in each other
Based off of a real situation with a Russian I knew:
So Bitty has definitely called people a peach before. So at some point, after Jack is out to the team and Bitty has met them, Tater is helping with him something and Bitty says, “You’re a peach.” Tater is confused, but is like well that sounds nice, so alright.
He goes to Snowy a little while later and asks what it means when someone calls you a peach.
And Snowy replies, “A peach…do you mean a bitch?”
Tater, “No…no…I am pretty sure it is a peach.”
“Are you sure it wasn’t bitch? People don’t usually say that…wait…was it Bitty?”
“Yes!”
“It means you are sweet and I think that is also a fine.”
Pffftt omg tater getting fined for endearments from bitty is hilarious because like, it gets jack /going/
Jack: haha i know my boyfriend is an open, friendly, and very southern person who liberally uses terms like “honey” “sweetheart” on his friends. But he called me sweetie and handsome like a gajillion more times on the phone just now haha ISNT THAT FUNNY heres $500 in the sinbin to counter the $50 that Tater put in. Tater: Haha B like calling people sweet! He call me sweetpea other day
Jack, later: Bitty are you cheating on me with Tater? Bitty: ???????? Bitty: no???
– they first became close friends when tater was taken under snowy’s wing (think wingels taking hertl under his wing via the sharks)
– they do pretty much everything together as a duo (thanks n for the snowtots judging tweet)
– snowy makes tater feel less homesick (thats part of the reason why he got into classical music in the first place (and because its so calming for his pre-game routine) so imagine his face when tater actually knows nothing about it #rip)
– they’re always texting or quote tweeting/retweeting each other and they have a 🔥 streak on snapchat (they’re both tech and social media savvy) ((people low-key end up shipping them because they’re always seen together))
– they’re actually roommates at the beginning because it makes sense. they then become fast friends and best friends, before dating (its casual at first, but then it just ?? makes even more sense ?? and becomes more serious)
– double dates with jack and bitty !!!!
– they’re both fantastic with kids and they love them and want them one day (they’re eventually #blessed with twins, ethan and esther)
– they have a joint/family insta account and post so. many. adorable photos
– they’re both dog people and have, like, three? four? (when esther and ethan are older because they’re so big and boisterous)
“I’m say what I want,” Tater says. He’s a big shirtless basset hound in this bed, and Snowy wishes he had a bone or a chew toy to give him. “I want you marry me.”
“Right. Of course you do.” Snowy rolls over onto his other side.
just moving along like everyone else 