god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys
this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category
Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”
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Fuck this shill bullshit. I asked these TruthShill losers for one–just one!–skull that can tell me which late-night Arby’s parking lots are best for getting railed by werewolves in. They had security escort me out of the building.
0/10 TRUTHSUCK, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAUS RIGHT!!!
Ma’am we are… We’re trying to run a business here. We could not take your many proposed alternate names for our website. Do you know how long we agonised over truthskull.com? It was hard. There were late nights. Coffee was drank. You can’t just burst in with suggestions like theywontletyoufucktheskulls.com at 2am. We just… We can’t take that kind of….. You made poor jimmy cry. Poor jimmy who tries so hard. Please ma’am. Please take your business and your saucy skulls elsewhere. One of them only spoke rude words.
1) Fuck you
2) it’s false advertising if you don’t tell me upfront that I can’t fuck the skulls, and also entrapment. I’m an american and I my rights are protected by the constitution
3) what kind of skull brothel are you even running. that’s like opening a Wendys™ where the drive-thru guy won’t even sell you weed
3) also fuck. You
4) and fuck jimmy in particular, that was only a HALF nelson and i even let him go without a ten count
they let you fuck the skulls if you ask nice enough
This is pissing me off, every attempt to find the origin of this quote only brings me back to this image. Is this the origin? Did someone write this shit just for this picture?
just moving along like everyone else 