Gimli: the fuck should I make for Legolas as a courting gift
Thorin, probably:
PERFECT!
When you try to break the siege and save Dale, but the Orc Army is led by Dagalur…
DETS GODDAMNIT I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH ABOUT THAT
Readers: please no more angst we can’t take it
Dets:
ACCURATE AF BWAAAHAHAHAHA
okay okay i’m gonna stop… after these announcements…
I think if I reblog this post anymore I might break my dash. BUT I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THESE ADDITIONS. DETS THAT LAST ONE HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GODDAMN YOU THAT SONG IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME DEPRESSED NOT THINK OF THE DOS EQUIS GUY