its about fuckin time somebody took a stand on the real issues

me: this whole concept of ~soulmates~ is so damaging, you can be happy with so many people throughout your life and sometimes the best you can do in a failed relationship is to let it go, that person isn’t THE ONE, no one is, everything in the media about romance is so fucked up on so many levels–

fic: *soulmate au*

me:

wentiqo:

someone: has a concrete gender identity

me, someone who has a tenuous grasp at best on corporeal existence, blurry in the bg, captured in the iconic bigfoot over the shoulder look pose: a what

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.

chuanfakitty:

avoidantcactus:

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel

HOLY SHIT U PUT IT IN WORDS

baku:

game developer: this game is multiplayer ONLY, we want you to play this game ONLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

me, no friends mcFuck: great

The Mental Illness™: *takes all motivation*

Me: *motivated solely by the power of spite* fuck u

The Mental Illness™: no… how…

Me: *ascends in golden light* because fUCK YOU, THAT’S HOW

galra-prince-lance:

me, a writer, staring at one sentence for 10 minutes straight: i don’t know what’s wrong with you but i don’t like you

gilmoresgirls:

when you havent made plans for the future and then suddenly it is the future and everything didnt just magically work itself out

stanleykubricky:

me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation: