Quiet moments are dangerous. That’s when the melancholy sneaks in and catches you. The whale tour is running very late and I’m stuck on a picnic table with nothing to do except let my brain gnaw itself raw, and I don’t have the battery life to compose mediocre poetry about it.
this is why i have as many tabs of fanfic open on my phone as possible at all times
Tag: same
i don’t know whats wrong with me but it’s alot
Stages of fandom:
1. This is awesome!
2. This is okay.
3. This was awesome, but now it sucks.
4. This has always sucked.
5. Whether this was good or bad is beside the point, because I now realise that I was never a fan of it in the first place; I was a fan of the idea of it, and most of what I found appealing and relatable in it is stuff I extrapolated from the text that was never explicitly present.
6. Welp. I guess it’s all up to me!
no offense but the soft uncertain kiss followed by a pause where the people look each other in the eyes and then fucking pull eachother back into a more passionate kiss will always be the most soul destroying trope , catch me lying on the fucking ground sobbing and rewatching The Scene™✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼
it’s all you americans talk about… liminal space this… cryptid that
america is big, we got.,.,.,. its a lot happening here
Where My Focus Tends to Be 🕵️
Thomas: “Hey, why don’t you tell me what’s bothering you?”
Dom: “It’s nothing, don’t worry about it.”
Thomas: “Listen, I am very good at hearing about and working through my friends’ issues.”
Dom: “What’s that over there?” *Looks at door with sign that reads “MY OWN ISSUES”*
Thomas: “Oh, that’s not important, don’t worry about that,”
*Door opens and a pile of objects spills out*
Thomas: “Anyway, what were you saying?”
I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.
Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.
sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol
i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults
the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

