same – Page 31 – just moving along like everyone else

greatfay:

whatlovelybooks:

greatfay:

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

pdsophie:

*softly rolls around bed* when will I find something genuinely fulfilling

jumpingjacktrash:

rosscatrow:

I will fucking increase the fucking thing!

a life philosophy

mbappe:

antoniobrownssmile:

mbappe:

literally the best part abt sports is hating other teams so if you support every team under the sun where do you get off exactly ..

crimelords:

if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth

sobbing-jester:

Different people, different ways of reenergizing

TWITTER

prokopetz:

I suppose there’s at least one silver lining for us executive dysfunction sufferers: you can’t normalise problematic behaviour if you never do anything.

ghostisbear:

wow i can’t wait until hockey season so i can have my emotions literally ravaged by grown ass men beating the shit out of each other over a piece of rubber and be disappointed by my team not winning a big silver bowl

gravemom:

veraxplus:

shacklefunk:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

ur fucking right we do

ghost-phage:

ghost-phage:

That mood when ????? Shrug emoticon but less of a lopsided smile and more

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