braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money

do you ever just realise you’re already an adult and you have no money

any advice for someone who isn’t really that interesting?

semitics:

thepuppyclub:

you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.

Mood

themcfuckingvoid:

a family can be you and your 300 chrome tabs

justnoodlefishthings:

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

lehtarasenko:

saltyshinysylveon:

sashayed:

sashayed:

sashayed:

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talkgentlytome:

I just want to publicly unleash my wrath at Disney Channel for making me believe high school would be a thrilling feudally hierarchized warzone, until I actually got there and realized it was more like an “if you’re shy and average looking then literally nothing at all will happen to you during four years” kind of experience.

devoid-of-everything:

It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude

marvel-slash-geek:

erens-jaeger-bombs:

it’s so frustrating when your fic ideas are bigger than your writing abilities

even worse when your laziness is bigger than both your ideas and writing abilities

my favorite thing is asexuals trying to explain sexual attraction to other asexuals bc it always ends up like

Ace 1: idk what it is. do u know what it is?
Ace 2: I mean I guess it’s kind of like when you really want pizza but? It’s? Someone’s? Body?
Ace 1: uhhhhhhmmmm
Ace 2: *vague hand motions*

roachpatrol:

howelles:

I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’

there should be a word for the emotion you feel when someone who is your friend but you don’t know they consider you their friend says to someone else, in front of you, ‘yeah this is my friend’ and your heart gets really big and sparkly but you have to play it cool