at this point i’ve seen about 1000 different goalie interference calls and i’d just love someone to explain to me wtf they are

guess who is single and ready to

cdpdoodler:

inject myself in with fictional worlds and characters because I crave intimacy and adventure but I have too much anxiety and too few social skills to form bonds with real people and achieve this dream

youngsamberg:

micspam:

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets

worst waking up conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s……..

rainbowbarnacle:

heterokatedison:

officerhaughtstuff:

now get ready for the Screaming 20s – coming to a decade near you in 2020

is it too early or can we start screaming now

sindri42:

galwednesday:

yesterdaysprint:

The Kansas City Gazette, Kansas, September 12, 1907

This newspaper headline has traveled 110 years into the future just to call us all out for having this many open AO3 tabs.

jodiefoster:

I’m not even a real person during the last two weeks of semester this bitch empty yeet

hobrien:

do you ever see someone’s comment about a film/tv show you watch or a book you’ve read and wonder if maybe we all truly live in different realities and the internet is the only commonly shared space which doesn’t change across universes, because it isn’t fucking possible to draw such dumbass conclusions about a thing unless we’ve seen/read different versions of it

flowersilk:

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

papayapanda:

thepraxianweasleygeek:

Protip for if you’re alone and find yourself getting jumpy because ‘oh shit this feels like the start of a scene from a horror movie’:

Do something that a director of a horror movie would never put in a final cut. Pull sudden and inexplicable stupid faces. Make up a ridiculous shuffle-dance. Sing that song with the weirdest lyrics you know, loudly and as off-key as possible. Be completely unphotogenic and uncinematic, and it counteracts the irrational fear quite nicely.

Pretend you’re in the blooper reel of a horror movie