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i found this post in my drafts and have ZERO memory of writing it (thank u alcohol) so im gonna put it in my queue lol

eve-baird:

  • ok but imagine 
  • Bitty comes out to his parents but he doesn’t tell them about Jack, thinks it’s for the best, maybe to ease his parents into things or maybe to keep the pool of People Who Know as small as possible 
  • and like yeah Ransom and Holster are super oblivious but Suzanne Bittle is not, not when it comes to her son, because she is a certified Nosy Southern Mother and she can see he’s been acting differently, happier but quieter, always on his phone and blushing when she asks about boys
  • and he talks about the team a LOT 
  • Jack’s one of his best friends and he’s just started his NHL career, so of course Bitty’s never gonna shut up about Jack
  • (Same goes for Shitty and law school. And eventually Ransom and med school. Dicky is proud of his friends and wants everyone to know. He gets that trait from Suzanne, she understands)
  • but he keeps talking about this one Boy, how sweet he is and how his smile is like a sack of puppies and how bitty’s always making this boy do things with him like baking and getting froyo and going shopping and Suzanne is like. Yes. This must be Dicky’s secret boyfriend. 
  •  the next family weekend or whatever, Suzanne demands to meet this Chowder boy who’s stolen Bitty’s heart
  • Bitty is both confused and mortified

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inevii:

okay so there have been a number of dexnursey fics involving nursey and his poetry? but in all of them dex figures out pretty quickly that they are about him, or nursey tells him? and I just like the idea that dex is completely oblivious to the fact that nursey is completely gone on him, and instead thinks that nursey must be crushing on someone else and so constantly chirps him about them. meanwhile poor nursey is doing everything in his power to keep his chill while desperately trying to keep dex from realising who they’re actually about?

dewrecknurse:

Derek’s reaction to rooming with Dex is so clearly “fuck yeah! I can spend more time with Will! Maybe we can get closer, and maybe I can get something more out of this 😉” and Dex is all just like “oh my god no I’m too gay for this shit if we’re not sharing a bed we’re not sharing a room”

Haizaki: You know, my dick has a lot in common with the sun.
Aomine: Why? Because nobody likes looking at it directly?
Kise: It gives people cancer?
Kuroko: It’s going to die someday?
Momoi: It rises at the crack of dawn?
Murasakibara: It disappears at night?
Akashi: Direct exposure to it often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
Midorima: It needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
Nijimura: Nobody will ever touch it?