Hey, Bones! My girlfriend gets bouts of anxiety and depression sometimes and one thing that really helps is getting cozy and watching an animated movie or short that leans toward the storybook. Comforting, reassuring, a little bit silly. We’ve exhausted most of what netflix has to offer on that from. Do you have any recommendations? Or can point me to someone who would?

gatheringbones:

WELL.

jumpingjacktrash:

quousque:

quousque:

anotherjadedwriter:

anotherjadedwriter:

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Yeah! Like, a chronological history atlas. Each chapter covers 100 years or whatever (probably longer periods the farther back you go), and the start of each chapter is a world map, with brief summaries of all the stuff going on, with page numbers to turn to the relevant section. So you could read Egypt’s sections in each chapter only, and get a decent overview of the history of Egypt, or read each chapter wholly and get a sense of what was going on in the world/on a given continent or whatever.

There would have to be careful organization and good writing to help the reader keep track of people and civilizations that span multiple chapters, so that reading about the Roman Empire in the 100′s BC doesn’t feel totally out of context, and especially for groups of people that moved around a bunch. Probably would be done with footnotes, like, ‘hey, last time we saw these guys, they were over here doing this, see section (page number)’.

Ideally, it would cover political/traditional history (wars, important people, etc.) technological history, and social history. So not only do you know what was going on in China when Augustus was emperor, you also have an idea about how the average Roman or Chinese person lived at that time.

That would be such a huge project and would involve so many scholars but it would be SO COOL

WAIT MY DUDE I FOUND IT

@anotherjadedwriter

https://www.amazon.com/Atlas-World-History-Patrick-OBrien/dp/0199746532

Atlas of World History! Oxford is on top of this shit! $22!!

!!!

So what system do you think would be good to run a Homestuck slash Sburb campaign in? Edging more towards the “dorky kids go on wacky adventure through crazed game” angle than any of the more cerebral stuff.

prokopetz:

My first impulse would be Chuubo’s Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine, previously discussed here and here. It takes a fair bit of text to describe the mechanics and conventions of play, so I won’t rehash it all here – you can check out the linked posts for the details.

CMWGE is admittedly still pretty cerebral, though; if you want to dial things down even further and don’t mind glossing over a lot of the flavour, Fate Accelerated Edition is a good general purpose option for wacky YA fantasy adventures with just a hint of metatextual wankery. (And really, would it be Homestuck without at at least a little bit of metatextual wankery?) The way it handles character building is pretty flexible on that front, ranging from straightforward “I get a bonus when I roll to do the thing” all the way up to “my character sheet is literally a list of memes”.

(On the flip side, if you wanted to dial the cerebral bullshit all the way up and break off the goddamn knob – and I’m only adding this because I know somebody will – the only possible answer is Wisher, Theurgist, Fatalist [warning: direct PDF link]. See this previous post for a discussion of its mechanics – for all the good it will do you! – and this post for some brief remarks on running it in alternative settings, including Homestuck.)

whencartoonsruletheworld:

thedisreputabledog:

inthebackoftheimpala:

aphmarvel:

adamsgirl42:

charminglyantiquated:

charminglyantiquated:

there’s dozens of stories about some kid from our world falling into a different, magical one,  being the chosen one or the close companion of the chosen one and saving the world, and then going home where they’re delighted to see their family again and have a new appreciation of their own life. but what about someone who didn’t miss it? what if you save the world and you’re given your medal and stripped of the magic you learned and put back in a world you never missed? and you’re furious.

maybe you gave up a few years of your life. you have callouses and muscles and a few scars and maybe a missing eye or something. you definitely have some blood on your hands. you might have PTSD you can’t talk to anyone about. and suddenly you’re fifteen again, in a body that’s too soft and too short and too complete. you’re always cold because there’s no magic burning in your veins anymore, and even as you grow up the feeling of not fitting doesn’t go away because when you look in the mirror at eighteen you look all wrong: this is not what youre supposed to look like at eighteen. the sky clouds and you rub at the phantom ache of injuries this body never received. you wake up screaming sometimes remembering the sorcerer who burnt your hand to ashes, or the final battle you almost didn’t make it through, or the moment you felt the magic in you go out.

but here’s the thing: they took you and made you into a weapon that was determined enough and powerful enough to save a whole world. they can put you back where they found you but they can’t undo everything. and there’s this, too: the place between worlds clings to you. you can’t tease fire out of the air but you can feel the pull of the doorways all the time, although none of them so far go to your world.

but you try to make it work for a decade, anyway. you’re dutiful. but one night you leave work late and for the thousandth time you catch yourself searching the sky for firebirds. and you break. of the three portals within five hundred miles, one is a howling, frozen wasteland and one is a deep violet void, but one opens into a misty forest that you step into and don’t look back. it’s not your world, but if you keep going long enough, you’ll get there.

(and maybe much, much later, hundreds of worlds later, you climb through a window, or a door of woven branches int he middle a field, or push aside a curtain, and as you set foot on new land you feel the fire in your veins and sparks at your fingertips and finally, finally, you’re home)

this is going around again and I want to add that if you want to think about sad, angry ex-heroes trying and failing to live normal lives, nothing left to say by imagine dragons is a good song to do that to.

I really want to write a novel about thus.

Imagine the families of the people that came back.  Imagine seeing your child, kissing them goodnight one night and shutting their bedroom door, or seeing them off to school.  When you see them again they’re angry (but they won’t say at what), and a noise that sounds like an arrow whistling through the air makes them turn.  For a moment you see their eyes darken.  

They left for school with hunched shoulders, slouching over their work; but they come back and hold themselves tall, and even though they’re a teenager you can’t help but think that no fifteen year old should have that kind of posture, that kind of fire that flashes out sometimes.  No fifteen year old or sixteen year old should have muscle memory that falters, suddenly, when it realizes it can’t keep up with this body

One lost an eye, in their world (not this empty shell of a world that they returned to) and even though they know perfectly well that their left eye here sees just as well as the right one, they find themself spinning to look at people when they talk to them.  Sudden noises make them whirl.  Reigning in their intense feeling of self preservation that’s been honed to make them a hero is too hard to do here, where the skidding of tires is frequent.  Heroes with missing arms have to explain to their siblings and friends why they are left handed now.  

“Every Heart A Doorway” by Seanan McGuire is pretty much what you’re looking for OP

There’s also “This Is Not a Wardrobe Door” by A. Merc Rustad: text here and full-cast audio here.

Yeah this is pretty much the premise of Seanan McGuire’s Wayward Children series

shattered-earth:

Whenever I watch anime I’m basically always on guard for bullshit fan service no matter how far i’m in because anime was a mistake. So when the always suitably dressed train technician/driver said she was “releasing pressure limits” and began to take her coat off i was like oh god here comes the poor excuse to show her boobs…

BUT I WAS WRONG HERE COMES AN EXCUSE TO SHOW OFF HER RIPPLING MUSCLES HOLY SMOKES 

😍👌👌👌🙏

edit: this is kabaneri of the iron fortress. please stop tagging “what is this” just spend 10 seconds clicking the source and reading my tags omg..